During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
"What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
Peter said, "I'm sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table."
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
I would say, "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a
very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."
The teacher fainted.
2006-07-11 08:28:31 · 23 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
very funny i like it a lot good job do you have more of your joke
2006-07-11 08:31:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
LMFAO........ Hers one for you
A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children."
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful. "Holy crap," he says, "Are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my behind?"
"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher."
2006-07-11 08:32:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very funny girl! I think the teacher loved that answer, jajaja, that´s why she fainted!
2006-07-11 08:34:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great! I love Lil Johnny jokes.
2006-07-11 08:34:19 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Ms. Heart♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love little Johnny jokes.
2006-07-11 08:32:29 · answer #5 · answered by oldsoftee2001 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha.....good one...LOL "i have to shake hands with a very friend of mine, whom i hope you'll get to meet after dinner." ....ahaha does that mean that after dinner we'll have sex? ahhaha
2006-07-11 08:33:09 · answer #6 · answered by The Questionable Human Being gal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That little "johnny", he sure is a rascal!!
But, he wont be the one to date my Daughter!!
I wish you well..
Jesse
2006-07-11 08:32:31 · answer #7 · answered by x 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats funny.
2006-07-11 08:30:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-07-11 08:30:06 · answer #9 · answered by candidworker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! that was funny! well, that may be a way, just not on the first date, lol...........
2006-07-11 08:31:36 · answer #10 · answered by Little Lolita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋