this guy walked to a dude that had 2 rolls of toilet paper.
the dude asked, "what kind of toilet paper you have?"
he replied,"well, i have 3 kinds of rolls, 1-cloud toilet paper roll
2-charmin 3-no name toilet paper roll.
he says, how much they cost?
he says well, cloud toilet paper is 2 $, charmin is 3$, and the no name is 1$...
he replied, well, i dont have much money so i will take the no name toilet paper...
the next day he comes back to the guy and says.... i named the no name toilet paper roll...
and the guy replied, what did you name it?
i named it john wayne because he doesn't take crap from no body!
2006-07-11 08:02:57 · 10 answers · asked by T[]-[]E Wiggles 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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the no name toilet paper was crappy.. it didnt work.. good
2006-07-11 08:06:10 · update #1
sorry i meant 3 rolls not 2 rolls...
2006-07-11 08:10:32 · update #2
I got it the first time I read it....good one, I loved it....I have always wondered why my papaw used to call his toilet paper John Wayne toilet paper. When I read your joke, I could hear my papaw saying that...thanks! It was rough and wouldn't take crap off nobody.....hahahahahahah!
2006-07-11 08:35:56 · answer #1 · answered by christy 3 · 6⤊ 5⤋
To update it you could change it to Chuck Norris
He's Da Man
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2006-07-11 15:10:26 · answer #2 · answered by blondie22334455 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol What would John Wayne be doing if he were alive right now?
Scratching the inside of his coffin.
2006-07-11 15:07:10 · answer #3 · answered by rodeomommy1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny exept that u messed it up a little when u said he had 2 rolls. cause i was a little confused. but i liked it!
2006-07-11 15:17:47 · answer #4 · answered by Rachel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think it is tesco value toilet paper
2006-07-11 15:11:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha hahahahhahahahahhahaha
ooooohhhhh
stop i gotta pee
can i borrow some TP
2006-07-11 15:06:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it
2006-07-11 15:06:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Ur Funnie ^_^
2006-07-11 15:25:50 · answer #8 · answered by peruviangurly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-11 15:05:51 · answer #9 · answered by paige_squirrel_goddess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh????
2006-07-11 15:05:24 · answer #10 · answered by megan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋