1. i'll get a world record for this
2. let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press
3. gee, thats a cute tattoo
4. its fireproof
5. hes probably just hibernating
6. what does this button do
7. im making a citizens arrest
8. so, your a cannibal
9. its probably just a rash
10. why am i standing on a plastic sheet?
11. are you sure the power is off?
12. the odds of that happening have to be a million to one
13. pull the pin and count to what?
14. which wire am i supposed to cut?
15. i wonder where the mother bear is
16. ive seen this done on tv
17. these are agood kind of mushroom
18. i'll hold it and you light the fuse
2006-07-11 07:38:47 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gee honey those jeans make your butt look big
2006-07-11 07:51:51 · answer #1 · answered by billybob 2 · 8⤊ 5⤋
Here are a few greta ones:
1. He's probably just hibernating, right?
2. Of course it's bulletproof!
3. No, it's supposed to make that noise.
4. Toss me that cleaver, will you?
5. Cut the red one!
6. Maybe they only had one missile...
2006-07-11 08:06:08 · answer #2 · answered by forealmsnwn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. look both ways my a$$
2. how many warrants do you really have out for your arrest?
3. who cares what the perscription says, i'll take how many I want!
4. Beware of dog? What dog?
5. I forgot exactly which rip cord to pull!
6. Fire ants don't bite...
7.if i play dead the puma will leave me alone....duh!
2006-07-11 07:44:02 · answer #3 · answered by crzyernie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Et Tu Brute?
2006-07-11 07:41:13 · answer #4 · answered by SweetCoco 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
something along the lines of "my end is the beginning" Mary Queen of Scots right before her head was cut off.
2006-07-11 07:54:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Got a match I can.t see the gas level
2006-07-11 07:45:20 · answer #6 · answered by ostrom57 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey yall watch this
2006-07-11 07:43:30 · answer #7 · answered by fflover_2000 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Either the wall paper goes or I go!
2006-07-11 07:41:07 · answer #8 · answered by Ahab 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
# 19 Jane !!!! Stop waveing those scissors around up thereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
2006-07-11 07:45:18 · answer #9 · answered by joegossum 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
19. i think i left the oven on!
2006-07-11 07:41:19 · answer #10 · answered by Little Lolita 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rednecks famous last words.
"Hold my beer and watch this."
2006-07-11 07:44:31 · answer #11 · answered by ticklefoot 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋