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2006-07-11 07:25:17 · 12 answers · asked by The Bearded One 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

12 answers

Cant swim wearing a tie. Where you gonna put the nametag?

2006-07-11 07:26:42 · answer #1 · answered by dr strangelove 6 · 1 1

Well, most activities that aren't directly related to sharing and studying the gospel are not permitted on their mission. They don't watch TV, listen to the radio, go to movies, any of that. They can go to a member's house to watch General Conference or any church oriented programs. They are supposed to be devoting 100% of their time to the Lord!
Now how could they do that at a beach full of young hotties in bikini's?

2006-07-11 14:31:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

While missionaries are on a mission they have certain rules they must follow. Set bedtimes, wake up times, dinner times, and so on. To show their faith is good and just they follow the rules of the church.

2006-07-11 14:29:15 · answer #3 · answered by Diana C 4 · 0 0

Some outside our Church may feel that a mission is a great and unreasonable sacrifice. Our missionaries do not view it as a sacrifice. They view it as an opportunity to manifest their love to the Savior, who charged, “Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature” (Mark 16:15). They see it as an opportunity to express their love to all mankind. They see it as an opportunity to testify of Jesus Christ, the Son of the Living God, the Redeemer of the world. They see it as an opportunity to build faith in Christ and to teach His saving and comforting doctrine. I see it as truly one of the distinguishing characteristics of true Christianity. I see these young missionaries as true Christian servants exemplifying the highest Christian principles by testifying of and serving our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

Your on your mission to serve God. I pray that i soon will be able to go my mission

2006-07-11 14:33:13 · answer #4 · answered by joshoneone119 2 · 0 0

The missionalry is not to show his body to the PROFANE!

Where are all the female missionaries?

2006-07-11 14:28:17 · answer #5 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 0 0

no swimming for 30 minutes after nailing one of your 7 wives

2006-07-11 14:28:39 · answer #6 · answered by infidel 4 · 0 1

Distracts from the mission, can be dangerous, and can lead to improper behavior, oh Bearded One.

2006-07-12 15:28:34 · answer #7 · answered by Doctor 7 · 0 0

because the water is impure and the chemistry is changed by man made products that can be toxic.

2006-07-11 14:29:00 · answer #8 · answered by George T 3 · 0 0

The T.G.'s get see-through in water.

2006-07-11 14:27:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Their magic underwear doesn't look good with a swimsuit.

2006-07-11 14:29:07 · answer #10 · answered by cowboymanhrsetrnr 4 · 0 0

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