TWO LADIES MEET IN HEAVEN
1st woman: "Hi! My name is Wanda."
2nd woman: "Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?"
1st woman: "I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!"
1st woman: "It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?"
2nd woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But
instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV."
1st woman: "So, what happened?"
2nd woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there Somewhere, that
I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic
and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every
closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally, I became so exhausted that I just keeled over
with a heart attack and died."
1st woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer.......we would both
still be alive".
2006-07-11 07:05:34 · 20 answers · asked by kandigyrl 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol! thats really funny, never heard that one....
2006-07-11 07:59:15 · answer #1 · answered by Gummysnake 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How rich your existence is would not ascertain the way you'd be dealt with in Heaven. once you've lived your existence as surprising you are able to for the Lord, to Him its as great as an excuse as any to love you and welcome you homestead. no man or woman will be dealt with any below yet another in Heaven. Anger themes does no longer mean God is mad at you, see you later as you repent. Even then, i do not imagine God ought to manage that man or woman in a distinct way in Heaven. : )
2016-10-14 08:54:16 · answer #2 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one
2006-07-11 07:17:38 · answer #3 · answered by I'm Full of Questions 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Joke!
2006-07-11 07:10:40 · answer #4 · answered by kittykat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahhaha
But how is it that Wanda made it to heaven if she was an adulterer?
2006-07-11 07:11:53 · answer #5 · answered by Kamikazeâ?ºKid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny joke! nice
2006-07-11 09:40:09 · answer #6 · answered by trisha m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-11 07:28:25 · answer #7 · answered by Joe B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this before but both of them were men
2006-07-11 07:10:27 · answer #8 · answered by chamillionaire 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is just awesome
2006-07-11 07:56:50 · answer #9 · answered by philly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so so ...... Funny good one
2006-07-11 07:08:08 · answer #10 · answered by coolhandjoe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋