Whiz quiz...I've smoked p0t recently; How do I pass the test?

Question

I have a job interview coming up and I'm more than a little worried. I'm in a career setting but have been smoking on my off time with friends. (A little pasttime I developed after playing gigs.) I'm sure that I'll have to take a urine test in the next couple of weeks. Can you tell me how I can flush my system, and how long I should have to wait before I'm clean?
PS. No other drugs besides mary j, and that was maybe once per day for several months now.

Answer 1

Alright heres what you need,
creatine
aspirin
water
vitamin B
multivitamin

The method we're gonna use here is dillution, this entails drinking a gallon of water a few hours before your test, this will dillute your sample so you test negative.

Now testing labs look for clues to see if someone has tried to dillute their sample, they look at the urine's "weight" or amount of vitamins and minerals in the sample to check. This is where the creatine and vitamins come in,
Start taking creatine as directed 2 days before the test, This will give your urine "weight"
The vitamin B you will take a couple hours before your test
This will make your urine yellow--clear urine my look suspect.
The multivitamin you will take a couple hours before your test too, this will also add to your samples "gravity" the aspirin ( I take 4) helps to disrupt their testing methods.

You should be clear if you folllow my advice

Answer 2

First off, stop smoking. Passing a drug test for mary j is easy if you have a couple weeks. Drink LOTS of water. A couple gallons a day. A root called Goldenseal will help if you buy and take that. Exercise makes it come out through your pores which will get rid of it quicker. You didn't really do that much so these things should help you pass. ALso, the morning of your test, drink lots of water and make sure that your test sample is not the first pee of the day, its the dirtiest. But a couple hours before you go take some Vitamin B and eat a peanut butter sandwich., This will add yellow color to your pee so that it is not clear. If your sample is clear they can make you take it again.

Answer 3

Lots of info on Web, just search. Masks and flushes DO NOT work, so don't waste your money. They test for masks and if it shows up, it is considered a positive.
THC is fat soluble, so it stays in your system a long time. The thinner you are and the more you exercise, the faster it gets flushed from your system. The info available says it can take up to six weeks to piss clean. Depending on the variables, 30 days should be enough
The only way to pass is to give them clean piss. If you can't make your's clean, find some clean piss to use.
They check the temperature, so it must be between 90 and 100f.
You can purchase the urine tests online, so you can find out ahead of time if you are able to pass.
http://www.meditests.com/urdrugofabte1.html
http://www.usscreeningsource.com/index.htm
http://www.rapiddrug.com/
http://www.craigmedical.com/products.htm
You can shoot heroin or smack and you are clean within days. Smoke a joint and you're positive for weeks.
It's more of a lifestyle issue than a drug issue.

Answer 4

Its gross but vinegar. Drink it. My ex used to do it to pass drug tests all the time. Hed do a shot or 2 a day for a week / week and a half before hand. Pickles and pickle juice work too. Just takes an as* load. Gives you the sh**s but I guess thats a "you play you pay thing". AND a ton of water
If its not a urine test but a hair test your probably screwed. Sorry That stuff stays in your hair till you cut it out. A friend of mine got fired because of that and she wasnt even the one smoking it was her old man.
There are products you can buy to flush your system but I dont know the cost ...local smoke shops ( head shops) should sell a variety of solutions, but I do know vinegar is cheap and it works.

Answer 5

I know a guy that smoked one day, and tested clean the next, he drank a gallon of cranberry juice over that 24 hour period.
here's the funny part, marijuana stays in your system so long because your body is designed for it, it's not a toxin, if it were your body would try to purge it. FYI: see Gen. 1:29, we were intended to eat it not smoke it.

Answer 6

Look insulted and refuse to take the urine test on Constitutional grounds. Of course, if you're applying for a job as a commercial airlines pilot, that's not gonna fly. I believe two weeks is the answer you're looking for.

Answer 7

Your only hope at this point is to lay off the pot until after the test. Actually, you probably should reduce the amount you use, period. It's an expensive habit and you may find yourself battling cancer in the all too near future.

Answer 8

One month? Are you kidding me? Yeah ok, so you can use the crap they use to make home-made jello or jam...starts w/ a G. Kinda like regular jello. Anyway, empty one whole packed w/ one BIG cup of water. Down the hatch. Do it maybe 2 times before the test and once in the morning the day of. You will barf so FYI do it before you get dressed. And before anyone says pickle juice.....that's a lie. =)

Answer 9

first lay off from smoking, work out - sweating really does help with getting your system cleaned, drink plenty of water, do not take anything that may make the test come up inconclusive cause that may make them think you are trying to fix the urine test - i would say it would take a couple of weeks to get cleaned. also if you go to a smoke shop they sell a drink that you can take to clean out your system. i know of several times that has worked & heard of one time it did not & that is only cause they were using the night before. u will be fine though-GOOD LUCK

Answer 10

listen to sweetdawn she's smart just go to gnc ask for something to clean out you system for mary j. they keep it behind the counter so you wont find it on the shelfs. it cost's atleast $50 maybe more depending on where you are take it about 2 hours before your test, very simple directions and you will pass guaranteed!