What is the proper way to handle urself after farting in a public place?

Answer 1

You say nothing.

I know it sounds rude, but it is one of the quirks of etiquette.

When you burp, it is something you are assumed to have control over, so you say "excuse me."

When you have flatulence, it is something you are considered to not have control over. Therefore everyone is supposed to pretend that it never happened. Saying anything calls attention to something everyone is politely ignoring, and so is wrong.

I don't make the rules, I just try to stay aware of them!

Answer 2

your incorrect the government is actual encouraging it as a capability performance attitude .With the worlds oil grant at a all time low human methane is a helpful commodity and is presently going to be heavily taxed .subsequently the upward push interior the final ten years (as a results of fact of huge tax breaks)of colonic irrigation centres on each and every severe highway .The media hysteria over how good it somewhat is enhanced the industry ten fold in one day . The English oil company BP(bum capability)is on the forefront of this technologies and is secretly experimenting with previous age pensioners (who're infamous for farting ) in severe octane diets which includes boiled cabbage curry and baked beans . This test confirmed via care finished harnessing of the wind generated it replaced into conceivable to grant sufficient warmth to heat Birmingham .This info is right secret so do no longer tell all and sundry shop it under your hat ok ?

Answer 3

Immediately point at the person standing the closest to you and say that's a little out of line, or something similar.

Answer 4

A man farts while being in a party. another man says: Hé! You should not fart before my wife. Where the other one reacts: oh I didn´t know it was her turn!

Answer 5

if standing or walking, look down at your feet in bewilderment as if your shoes squeeked then scuff them on the floor a couple times to try to duplicate the sound.

if seated look on either side at the floor then wiggle your chair to make sure it's stable.

Answer 6

Is this a sexual thing? You fart and then handle yourself? That's kind of kinky, but whatever works for you, man!

Answer 7

easy, just blame the person next to you (make it into a really big thing and then leave the room, that way the person will be too bewildered to say anything!)

Answer 8

You should NEVER handle yourself in public regardless of what preceded it.

Answer 9

Fools!!! Blame it on the oldest person in the crowd, especially if they are near you.

Answer 10

"Handling yourself" is perhaps an even worse breach of social etiquette than passing wind.