Please keep them moderatly clean.
2006-07-11 05:58:12 · 5 answers · asked by Lizard 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
three blondes are sitting on a bench, a good fairy comes by, and says "each one of you has a wish"
so the first one says: "I wish my eyes were bluer than they are right now" ***bling*** her eyes are bluer.
the second one says: "I wish my hair was blonder than it is now" ***bling*** her hair is blonder.
the third one say: "I wish I was stupider than I am right now" ***Bling*** there is a guy sitting in her spot on the bench.
2006-07-11 06:04:41 · answer #1 · answered by Solveig 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
there was a brunette, a red head, and a blonde. they were being chased by the police. with no where to go, they ran and hid in a barn. the brunette hid behind a cow, the red head hid behid a pig, and the blonde hid behind a sack of potatoes. the police came to investigate the scene. one officer looked at the cow so the brunette went "moo". another officer looked at the pig, the red head went "oink oink". the last officer looked at the sack of potatoes and the blonde went "mmm....potatoes"
2006-07-11 06:17:55 · answer #2 · answered by ver 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
check this one: LOL
This woman was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work.
One day she was in bed with her boyfriend and she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway. She yelled at the boyfriend "Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window; my husband is home early!"
The boyfriend looked out the window and said, "I can't jump out the window! It's raining like crazy out there and I'm naked!" She said, "If my husband catches us in here, he will kill both of us!" So the boyfriend grabbed his clothes and jumped out the window!
When he landed outside he was in the middle of a "running marathon," so he started to run along beside the others - only he was still in the nude, carrying his clothes over his arm.
One of the runners asked, "Do you always run in the nude?"
He answered, while gasping for breath, "Oh yes. It feels so free having the air blow over my skin while I'm running."
Another runner then asked the nude lover, "Do you always run carrying your clothes on your arm?"
The naked lover answered breathlessly, "Oh yes. That way I can get dressed at the end of the run and get in my car and just go straight home without a shower!"
The marathon runner then asked, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
The nude man answered, "Only if it's raining..."
2006-07-11 08:25:08 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey,
whats the difference between a a white american and a mexican?
the white american can support his family.
wanna hear a joke?
somebody that knows a legal mexican..
2006-07-11 06:15:33 · answer #4 · answered by T[]-[]E Wiggles 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my sister has a brain....hahaha
see its funny cause she doesnt
2006-07-11 06:03:21 · answer #5 · answered by Elizabeth W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋