2006-07-11 05:20:15 · 6 answers · asked by estebandiatao 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Parrot Boy
An old man is sitting on a bench in central park when a teenager with a rainbow hair-dyed mohawk spiked up like a punk rocker and a nose ring sits down next to him.
The man begins to stare at him for a long time in shock.
Then the teenager says, "What you looking at old man?"
The man replys, "Nothing, nothing."
Again the man begins to stare at him for a long time and the teen says, "What's your problem, old man, you never did anything crazy when you were a kid?"
The old man replies, "Yeah, the thing is when I was a teen I got real, real drunk and f_u_c_k_e_d a parrot, and I was thinking that you might be my son."
2006-07-12 19:56:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A magician asks someone from the audience to come on stage with him. Gives the guy a sledgehammer and says, I'm gonna put my head on this table and I want you to hit me as hard as you can. The guy is a bit confused but says, "Ok"! Wham! Hits the guy right in the temple. 10 years later, the magician wakes up from a coma and says, "TADA!".
2006-07-11 12:31:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there aren't very many funny jokes. here is one: you're so dumb you tried to drown your pet fish!
2006-07-11 12:49:15 · answer #3 · answered by soccergirl96 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walked into a bar...
...and it hurt
2006-07-11 12:28:16 · answer #4 · answered by lexie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so dumb, i taught her the running man, i haven't seen her since.
2006-07-11 12:24:03 · answer #5 · answered by Frances S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a gold fish walked into a bar..............the waiter asked "what can i get u Mr. goldfish?".............Mr. Goldfish replied "water!" hahahahahahah...................lol...............hahahahahahahhaha
I know it's stupid, but i luv it!!!!!!!!
2006-07-11 12:31:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋