My roomate is such a drunk. I got up this morning and the house was trashed. There are two ash trays turned over on the living room floor, about 3 broken glasses in the kitcken, and God only knows how much whiskey spilled in the carpet. Anyway, he's asleep right now. I'm thinking I should just go into his room and crack his head with a broomstick. If anyone has any other suggestions they would be welcome.
2006-07-11 05:17:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Doing all the childish prank stuff doesn't make you even, it just makes you a bigger target. Now you have to watch your back...and if he's that big of a drunk, I'm sure one night he'll lose all inhibitions and really do something nasty back in retribution.
Leave the mess, all of it.
Then when he gets up ask him what his problem is and tell him to grow up or get out...*after* he cleans.
Wow, if I ever found out that someone did that kind of stuff with my toothbrush, they'd bleed. Hard. Twice.
2006-07-11 05:33:38 · answer #1 · answered by jkk109 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could tell him all about the she-male he brought hoe the night before? Or wake him up by dumping ice water on him, which wont leave a welt like a crack to the head with a broomstick.
2006-07-11 12:21:36 · answer #2 · answered by gemsforjoie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dump the ashes from the ash tray over him. Put all the trash that he made on his bed, and when he wakes up hes gonna be covered in crap. :P
2006-07-11 12:22:15 · answer #3 · answered by Sohrab S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first put some ice cubes in his bed when he past out so he thinks he pee on the bed.
then put some male under ware in his bed or some guy´s phone number in his pants.
a fl yer from a gay bar stuff like that.
but don´t say anything so he will think he is turning gay when he drinks that way you get your revenge and he will drink less
2006-07-11 12:37:30 · answer #4 · answered by Fabricio 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When he wakes up tell him a horror story about the fat ugly girl that just left that he hooked up with last night maybe he wont want to drink anymore
2006-07-11 12:21:43 · answer #5 · answered by roonie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kick him out asap, and find a new roommate, I had a roommate like that once, she was a slob she smelled bad. I ended up moving out, as did every other roommate she ever had. all im saying is try not to get locked up for killing your roommate.
2006-07-11 12:21:34 · answer #6 · answered by kateyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk to him about it. Maybe you huys could figure something out. Send him to an AA meeting or something.
2006-07-11 12:21:38 · answer #7 · answered by skittles73091 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you should tell friend or roommate to get out or you are going to tell on him if he wonce to stay he has to clean his self up tell him to get help if not kick him out PS you are great
2006-07-11 12:25:06 · answer #8 · answered by caleb h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shove a lightbulb up his butt.
2006-07-11 12:21:14 · answer #9 · answered by CliffClaven 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put his toothbrush up your *** while he isn't there and wait till he brushes his teeth and you will be even with him.
2006-07-11 12:28:22 · answer #10 · answered by Good Knight 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋