Dear Diary,
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kind. But today I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.
Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last ear...namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up... He didn't call back. Guess I won that stupid argument.
2006-07-11 04:57:56 · 18 answers · asked by michellewentworth1983 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
fore everyone thinking this is me, it's not! My aunt sent me this joke
2006-07-11 05:07:43 · update #1
good one, and i wouldn't doubt if it were true about somebody
2006-07-11 07:16:40 · answer #1 · answered by Jeff 3 · 8⤊ 3⤋
that is so cute! we live on the ohio river and a blonde girl across the river yelled to my daughther" hey how do i get to the other side ?chandra waited a minute ,shes blond too,what are you asking me for ,you are on the other side!
2006-07-11 05:05:18 · answer #2 · answered by lilquiltsprogram 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um so overall- you didnt pay for them? He took a year to get back to you about it? To bad- he waited to long to collect. Not your problem anymore.
2006-07-11 05:01:23 · answer #3 · answered by cats4ever2k1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-07-11 05:00:38 · answer #4 · answered by I_want_to_know 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny.
2006-07-11 05:01:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm an American and I expect a little cancer in my food and water.
2006-07-11 04:59:40 · answer #6 · answered by Topher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-11 05:01:03 · answer #7 · answered by chicago 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-07-11 04:59:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well thats definnintly retarded but if it keeps her from paying then why not we should all try it
2006-07-11 06:16:19 · answer #9 · answered by Elizabeth W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't quite get it, but maybe that's because I am blonde myself.
2006-07-11 05:09:40 · answer #10 · answered by Solveig 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it.
2006-07-11 05:00:06 · answer #11 · answered by Jet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋