2006-07-11 04:12:40 · 15 answers · asked by shirazmohsen 1 in Pets ➔ Cats
the world* food*
2006-07-11 04:22:04 · update #1
Give it a good whack on the head with the butt of the gun.
2006-07-11 04:15:47 · answer #1 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got the cat but not the shotgun. I just shake the big stupid cat off my foot and continue down the driveway to get my newspaper.
2006-07-11 11:16:39 · answer #2 · answered by 4999_Basque 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use the barrel of the shotgun to lift the cat off and call the animal rescue to come and get it
2006-07-11 11:17:07 · answer #3 · answered by Sal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shoot and skin the cat. Then make a shoe out of the hyde to cover my chewed up foot.
2006-07-11 11:17:56 · answer #4 · answered by bildymooner 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would put the gun down, shake off the cat and run over to a computer and ask a really stupid question on this forum.
2006-07-11 11:18:13 · answer #5 · answered by Alan Turing 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't have a shotgun i give that cat to a chinese restaurant.
2006-07-11 11:15:39 · answer #6 · answered by jjrjeff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i put the shotgun down, hold the cat, touch his soft belly, put it down, take the shotgon, aim at the cat, remeber his soft funny belly, but don't care about it, and shoot it! but don't worry coz i always miss the targets and it just makes the cat move its fat ***!
2006-07-11 12:31:34 · answer #7 · answered by Mirage 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kick the cat off me....its a fat cat, it cant move very fast...the shotgun is irrelevant(sp?)
2006-07-11 11:15:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he won`t eat much, when he is done I`d go deer hunting with the shotgun
2006-07-11 11:16:00 · answer #9 · answered by airpolicejohn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I would shoot my food to stop the cat from eating it!!!
2006-07-11 11:23:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋