The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. "How could you do this!" he exclaimed.
"I don't know," she wailed, "I was standing in the store looking at the dress. Then I found myself trying it on. It was like the Devil was whispering to me, 'Gee, you look great in that dress. You should buy it.'"
"Well," the pastor persisted, "You know how to deal with him! Just tell him, "Get behind me, Satan!"
"I did," replied his wife, "but then he said "It looks great from back here, too." Bwaaaahahahahaha!!!!
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2006-07-11 03:34:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2006-07-11 03:35:20 · update #1
Funny stuff!
2006-07-11 03:36:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Weak
2006-07-11 03:36:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny I forgot to laugh. Not much into cheesy jokes.
2006-07-11 03:38:33 · answer #3 · answered by S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too funny ty for putting a smile on my face
2006-07-11 04:38:31 · answer #4 · answered by sshhorty2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-07-11 03:37:07 · answer #5 · answered by justwondering 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure, soon enough, you will be able to ask Satan many jokes for all eternity.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
2006-07-11 03:36:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, very good.
2006-07-11 03:40:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-07-11 03:36:33 · answer #8 · answered by doodle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah that's a funny one :)
2006-07-11 03:36:30 · answer #9 · answered by gnomes31 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats halarious i cant spell but you know what i mean
2006-07-11 03:36:40 · answer #10 · answered by waz with that 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋