2006-07-11 03:29:15 · 13 answers · asked by Someone 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Call them incompetent ........and say nothing more. The less you say the less you look like a fool.
2006-07-11 03:33:06 · answer #1 · answered by Molly 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Success while insulting is rooted in vocabulary. Say it's clear from a distance your earning potential is stunted. Use big words they can't grasp, nothing is worse then being insulted and not knowing what's said. People just don't offer good insults anymore. There is no nice way to insult someone so you'll have to let that delusion go. If you can't you'll never succeed as an insulter. You're approaching life with a cognition deficit, are you the ergo between dumb and dumber. A great one is I smell poverty of thought. It's all about footwork, jabbing and the uppercut knockout punch. Another favorite you're the pivot at a total loser party. I've just found the missing link. Remember footwork, jab, jab and knockout punch.
2006-07-11 04:05:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find that using French insults are always the best. Most of the time they have no idea what you are saying and the French are the best at insults!
More Ladylike:
bastard: bastard, scoundrel
bricon: fool
de put aire: unclean looking, foul
fel, felon: treacherous, wicked
fils de bas, or fille de bas: bastard (male or female respectively)
glos: greedy, rascally
esceor, lecierres, lecheor: debauched person, lecher, gourmand
losangier, losengeor: flatterer, deceiver, rogue
orguillus: proud, haughty
put: dirty, ugly, person who leads a bad life, vile
tricheor: trickster, deceiver (which led to modern English treacherous)
vilain: low person
Less Ladylike:
bricon: scoundrel, blackguard, poltroon
colverd, culvert: base, villainous
cuivert maleis: accursed, wicked
fils a puitan, filz a putan: son of a prostitute
glus: glutton (gluttony was one of the seven deadly sins, so this word could be much stronger than it is today - at its worst, it can refer to a devil in a man's body)
merdaille: scum (referring to a group of people)
paltonier, pautoner, pautonier: wicked, rogue, scoundrel, lying rascal
puterelle, puteresse: whore
Fighting Words:
faus losengier: traitor
fil a putain, del glouton souduiant: hard to translate, but definitely fighting words!
fis a putain, licheor plain d'anvie: son of a prostitute, envious lecher (or liar, trickster)
glos pautonnier: gluttonous evildoer
le lignage desloial et felon: from an unfaithful and wicked lineage
lichieres pautonnier: wicked evildoer
2006-07-11 03:48:19 · answer #3 · answered by Pandora 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell em they're simian countenance suggests a heritage rich in species diversity.
Then sort of giggle a bit and wander around acting really superior.
2006-07-11 03:34:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's no nice way. But I'd say incompetent, lazy, anal, cold.....(anal is one of my favorites!) Just a nicer way of calling someone an a$$hole. I use that one daily.
2006-07-18 12:06:20 · answer #5 · answered by Jenintn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about antiquated neanderthal. When did you learn to walk upright?
2006-07-11 03:53:39 · answer #6 · answered by tensnut90_99 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell the person that he is the least evolved person on the planet.
2006-07-11 03:35:47 · answer #7 · answered by notyou311 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell them that " you are a very special person"!!,
they will get the sarcasm hiden in that,or later if they think abt it they will realise what you were teling them.
2006-07-11 03:52:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Suggest they are mentally challenged...by choice.
2006-07-11 17:37:27 · answer #9 · answered by evemarkra 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell them they are an SAMF.
2006-07-18 05:56:42 · answer #10 · answered by Samba Queen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋