The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again,
and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S *** OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next
day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ***.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to
get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the
following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next
day the paper read: NUN SELLS *** FOR $10
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy
back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD AND
FREE
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is....being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life... Stop worrying about everyone else's *** and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
2006-07-11 02:45:49 · 16 answers · asked by xxxx 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I lauged till I realized that the Bishops eulogy would read "Bishop lost his *** to the best *** in town". And who then would dare go to church?
2006-07-11 03:00:15 · answer #1 · answered by Marcus R. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The nun sounds kinda hot.
2006-07-11 09:49:13 · answer #2 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an oldie but goodie, enjoyed hearing it again. The joke's lesson also plays on how easily simple statements can be misconstrued.
2006-07-11 09:51:56 · answer #3 · answered by bama 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm atheist but I agree with the moral of the story
2006-07-11 09:49:21 · answer #4 · answered by return1969 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But your moral is contradictory.Religion is a matter of great elegance and to push it down to a joke stast such as this isnt exactly proper !!
2006-07-11 09:51:28 · answer #5 · answered by M.Y.Tonse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny....i totally agree with the moral....there's a quote: Life's to short for chess
i guess it goes along with the fact that life's to short for stress
2006-07-11 09:52:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it but it's a stretch and long winded...and therefore not too funny. It's OK.
2006-07-11 09:50:29 · answer #7 · answered by 4999_Basque 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very well said, and a funny joke to boot.
2006-07-11 09:49:07 · answer #8 · answered by cosmo5847060 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely great. I loved it
2006-07-11 09:54:23 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. That's pretty funny!
2006-07-11 09:52:48 · answer #10 · answered by Dallas L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋