I used water skis.
I also used CPR to bring my friend back to life, turned water into Dr. Pepper and cured leprosy. For my last magic trick I'm going to provoke the state into killing me and then come back to life like a zombie.
2006-07-11 02:35:41 · 36 answers · asked by Biggest Douche in the Universe 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, I'm convinced. But what have you done for ME lately.
2006-07-11 02:45:12 · answer #1 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would never think you were the son of God because all the examples that you gave, you needed a tool, technique, or objects to perform those things where as Jesus did those things and much more by just the touch of his hands and walked on water with his bare feet. Let's see you do that. Come up with something that only you can do to help others that everyone else can't then you will get some credibility.
2006-07-11 02:45:48 · answer #2 · answered by sam 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ludd,
After reading some of the answers you got, it looks like some folks have lost their sense of humor. On the other hand, maybe they actually care about what happens to you. While it is obvious that you are not the Son of God, I would like to gently remind you that you can be a Child of God. By all means, do what you want, however, you may not be fully aware of the offer that has been placed before you. An invitation stands, that if you are willing to do the will of God in your life, and accept Him as the Source of Authority in your heart, you will not only enter His Kingdom (eternal life), but actually become adopted as a member of His family ( Behold what manner of love the Father has bestowed upon us, that we should be called the Sons of God). I ran from Him for many years, convinced that He wanted to spoil all my fun. I was very wrong. Until you actually meet Him, you don't know anything. Promise me that you will not loose your sense of humor.
2006-07-11 02:53:11 · answer #3 · answered by Will O' the Wisp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So I say phsycian heal thyself. If you think you are equal to God you need a doctor more than most. It is great that you were able to use a man taught life saving skill to save your friend. I am sure he is grateful. I would be thanking God that you had learned that skill and had chosen to use it for my good. I would thank you but would be grateful to the Lord. I hope I did not blow your ego too much. After all seeking fame and glory by trying to immitate Jesus well I am sorry for you. Why not give the glory where it belongs, And that is not on your shoulders.
2006-07-11 02:48:55 · answer #4 · answered by wolfy1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bible say's there will be a day of Judgement. every thought word and deed will be brought to justice, no sin will be forgotten by God. The Ten Commandments will be Gods standard of Righteousness, so lets look at a few to se how you will do on Judgement day.
Have you ever lied? (white lies count)
have you ever stolen something?
Have you ever looked at a person and had lustful thoughts?
Have you ever used Gods name in vain?
have you always put God first in your life?
have you always honored those who raised you?
Have you ever coveted something thats not yours?
Ok, so your now standing before God and he has Judged you according to His commandments. If he Judges you will you be innocent or guilty? you may say, "well i have broken only one or two", but the Bible says that if your guilty of even breaking one commandment, your guilty of breaking them all. In reality we are all guilty. the terrible news is that if you stand before God on Judgement day end he gives you the justice you deserve, you could end up in Hell for an eternity. the Good news is that Jesus christ suffered and died on the cross for your sins. you broke God's Law, but Jesus paid your fine with his own blood. Today, if you will repent (turn from sin) confess your sins and trust Jesus as your Lord and savior, God will grant you everlasting forgiveness and eternal life in heaven. Please repent and trust Jesus Today.
2006-07-11 02:59:08 · answer #5 · answered by WDJD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naw, I'd have to say that you were more like the anti-Christ than the son of God. Nothing personal, I don't even know you. I'm just talking about how the anti-Christ is supposed to come and supplant Jesus in men's hearts by performing false signs and wonders and stuff like that.
2006-07-11 02:40:58 · answer #6 · answered by Martin S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus did NOT use anything to walk on the water, but you did. So, this does't make you a son of God. It makes you a son of human being, just like anyone else here.
2006-07-11 02:40:02 · answer #7 · answered by prudence z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all God does not play around like you do...he does miracles not performs magic tricks...I don't beleive that you can do any of the stuff that you claim to be able to do....don't play around with God, you'll regret it one day....
2006-07-11 02:41:22 · answer #8 · answered by iris09 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now you could try to walk down Niagara falls.
Just make one of your friend learn the bring-you-back-alive trick.
2006-07-11 02:42:10 · answer #9 · answered by Ben 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can not walk on water. It is a trick. Jesus walked on water and it was a miracle. See the difference. Yours is fake and Jesus' was the real thing.
2006-07-11 02:41:55 · answer #10 · answered by GraycieLee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i do not i think that u would sink and then drouned but in a way we r all gods kids but also i ****** think that nobody i mean nobody can walk on water they can only float just like every body else
good byeand have a good day
2006-07-11 02:41:54 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋