when typing the last question dissing Jesus
i broke a nail :(
2006-07-11 02:12:44 · 17 answers · asked by ☆BadNews☆® 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God is in cahoots with the people who make press-on nails... He's been breaking women's fingernails for years now to get them to buy press-on nails instead.
It's an abuse of power, but nobody has been able to take him to court because, well, hey, he's God...
2006-07-11 02:17:10 · answer #1 · answered by XYZ 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think you need to get stronger nails or better glue. God will take care of your dissing in a different way, trust me.
2006-07-11 09:16:14 · answer #2 · answered by thisisme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES Bimb0, Jesus broke your nail cause you "dissed" him!!!! he has nothing better to do
your soo vain and soo blond.
2006-07-11 09:17:44 · answer #3 · answered by julian r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
More likely it is a sign to keep your nails shorter if you are going to be doing a lot of typing.
2006-07-11 09:16:23 · answer #4 · answered by Stephen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only thing I'll accept as a sign from God is a direct e-mail from a verifiable IP.
2006-07-11 09:19:19 · answer #5 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh wow. What amazing proof. I'm so convinced that there is a sky pixie (Yoda Green's term) up there looking out for us and breaking your finger nails.
2006-07-11 09:26:22 · answer #6 · answered by Biggest Douche in the Universe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it can be a sign that noone wants to believe there is a God, but He reveals Himself throught the Word & Spirit.
2006-07-11 09:30:48 · answer #7 · answered by get_unlost 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure go and get a new manicure another $25 bucks, hahahaha.
2006-07-11 09:18:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT??? you mean... you broke an nail?!? Lets all break down and praise god, praise god... damn i have to throw away all my CD's...
2006-07-11 09:16:39 · answer #9 · answered by Almont00 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How precious is your nail?
2006-07-11 09:39:14 · answer #10 · answered by lukman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋