I know why Jesus thought he was the son of god
because he was drunk.
You can see and do some crazy sh*t when
onder the influence (speaking from personal exp.)just
Look at a pic of the last supper they were all drinking wine
and partying there asses off.
2006-07-11 02:09:12 · 14 answers · asked by ☆BadNews☆® 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think he actually ate some mushrooms he found growing in a barn. I saw 'god' that way. I was also able to walk on water.
2006-07-11 02:29:41 · answer #1 · answered by Biggest Douche in the Universe 3 · 5⤊ 3⤋
I enjoy coming to Yahoo answers in the morning and I hope to be able to give someone some sound advice. In your case I am not sure that there is too much sound advice that anyone can offer. Th only thing I can think of is lay off the bottle. Your statement had to be mande at three sheets to the wind. Hey there are alot of people who do not believe in Jesus Christ and that is their God given right. However I feel sorry for you as when He returns every knee will bow to Him and know He is Lord. Until then I guess, Sadly, you will drink and be merry. Good Luck it is all you have on your side.
2006-07-11 09:21:40 · answer #2 · answered by wolfy1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well number one leonardo da vinci was not at the last supper. and ack then wine is what you drank at every meal. there are many things that jesus did that a drunk person could not do. Go find a local church if you have any questions.
2006-07-11 09:28:12 · answer #3 · answered by Sam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will find out soon enough that He was the Son of God. Every knee will bow...
And no he wasn't drunk. Maybe drunk in the spirit, but not on wine. Please be a little more courteous.
2006-07-11 09:13:49 · answer #4 · answered by unrealkrusty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, He really was the Son of God! How else could the curtain rip when he was crucified?
2006-07-11 09:13:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your a non beliver, thats your problam, i dont dis you for it. Why do you come after my religion so hard. Is it that you deep down know i am right and are being defensive so you dont look stupid. Grow up and shut up.
2006-07-11 13:27:27 · answer #6 · answered by mfougnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure which is more amusing, your thoughts on Jesus or the fanatical Christians responding to you.
2006-07-11 09:16:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, you're right !!.. I got the answers to life from a f*cked up chick on Yahoo! Answers !!
2006-07-11 09:13:05 · answer #8 · answered by MK6 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have lived up to your name. You are indeed BAD NEWS.
May the Lord have mercy on your soul!
2006-07-11 09:18:48 · answer #9 · answered by Sage_Learner 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and you think that is a poleroid snapshot taken at the last supper?
2006-07-11 09:12:52 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Tom♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋