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Spontaneous combustion ? Don't you mean immaculate contraception?

2006-07-11 01:12:29 · answer #1 · answered by pappa 2 · 3 1

The phrase is "Immaculate Conception," not spontaneous combustion. It's rare, but every now and then a woman produces an egg with 26 pairs of chromosomes rather than just 26 chromosomes. When this happens, the egg implants itself into the lining of her uterus, and she becomes pregnant. In these cases, the child is always genetically identical to the mother, and is essentially her clone.
The conception of Christ, being a male child, was the only recorded case of such a miracle.

2006-07-11 08:14:57 · answer #2 · answered by webfly2000 4 · 0 0

Conceived by spontaneous combustion...

You mean the burning bush?

:)

2006-07-11 08:10:13 · answer #3 · answered by XYZ 7 · 1 0

Spontaneous combustion??Erm, isnt that another saying for premature ejaculation?Lol
All men spontaneously combust then,but sooner than we would like!!.:):)
Mreally,thank goodness god has a sense of humour,its not all supposed to be so serious,im a dedicated christian,but our church has a laugh too,lighten up huh?God bless you and send you a sense of humour.:)

2006-07-11 08:11:39 · answer #4 · answered by ann123 4 · 0 0

The savior entity of many religions were shown to be immaculate conceived; such as Attis or Mithra. Try reading any on comparative religions for examples

2006-07-11 08:24:19 · answer #5 · answered by forsetisen 1 · 0 0

i don't think anyone was conceived by spontaneous combustion.
immaculate conception maybe, but not spontaneous combustion.

2006-07-11 08:12:14 · answer #6 · answered by JR 2 · 0 0

It's immaculate conception you idiot.
Maybe you should try to spontainly combust!!!!

2006-07-11 08:11:14 · answer #7 · answered by cindz_jess 3 · 0 0

stop it or you might spontaneously combust

2006-07-11 08:10:23 · answer #8 · answered by . 4 · 0 0

I heard Ben Franklin was....but that might just be an urban legend.

Mrearly's loving god is going to kill you for blaspheme. What a loving god.

2006-07-11 08:14:12 · answer #9 · answered by Biggest Douche in the Universe 3 · 0 0

Yes - Mr. Bean who falls from the sky - I believe that because at least I saw it on TV - LOL .

and ann123 - you better contact me ;) - will show what non-flammable means.

2006-07-11 08:15:51 · answer #10 · answered by R G 5 · 0 0

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