2006-07-11 00:38:24 · 14 answers · asked by a theist 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
he turned the poo into water
2006-07-11 00:40:08 · answer #1 · answered by Darkchaos 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Romans invented the flush toilet, but not toilet paper; and their lavatories were communal affairs, where one would go and chew the fat over the day's happenings with whoever else was in at the time. Personal cleanliness was addressed with a cloth or a sponge which lived in a bowl of water at one end of the lavatorium, and which was passed from person to person by means of a stick. It is easy - if rather stomach-churning - to imagine someone deep in conversation not looking when the stick was passed to them, and therefore getting hold of the wrong end of it. Thanks to Robert Day!
As Jesus lived, the Romans ruled his land!
The text above is an explanation to this saying: "Get the wrong end of the stick"
2006-07-11 07:48:51 · answer #2 · answered by montanus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where did you hear such nonsense as that. Toilet paper was created just after the world was invented in 4004BC - it was one of the first things created by god because god is really a bit of a hygiene freak, if truth be told. What wasn't available when the big J lived was toilet roll holders, and as I understand it through reading the bible and knowing that every word of it is the literal word of god, each of the 83 apostles took turns holding the toilet roll. All of this, of course, goes to prove without doubt that god exists and he loves you, as long as you keep your botty clean. Oh and by the way, in heaven, as a bonus, you get as much toilet paper as you want FOR FREE - worth living a sinless life just for that.
2006-07-11 07:53:14 · answer #3 · answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Toilet paper has only really been around in the west for a century or so. Before that we just pulled out trousers back up and left it there. Apparently you get used to it (and the smell). In the middle east though things may have been different, for Arabs have been careful to clean their backsides for much longer than Europeans or Americans. They use their left hand with a pitcher of water, and rub away at their anus with water until their hand came away clean. There are parts of the muslim world where it is still considered disgusting to eat food with the left hand for this reason.
As for Jesus - he either had it crusted around his anus, or he wiped it clean with his left hand and water. Either way, you can be sure he shat just as much as you or I do.
2006-07-11 07:46:20 · answer #4 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He took him to the river of course! Even horses can get cleaned in the river, let alone asses or smaller animals. =)
2006-07-11 07:41:50 · answer #5 · answered by NQV 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He only used it once. He walked most of the time
2006-07-11 07:44:26 · answer #6 · answered by Nemesis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leaves of fig trees were used at that time.
2006-07-11 07:42:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
With a piece of poison ivy.
2006-07-11 07:41:39 · answer #8 · answered by =_= 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same way as ur ancestors great great grandparents wiped their a s s.
2006-07-11 07:42:23 · answer #9 · answered by Dawood_Gaswea 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he got Peter to lick it clean
2006-07-11 07:41:25 · answer #10 · answered by gwbruce_2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have a lot of time on your hands? Oh no, It's "poo", right?
2006-07-11 07:42:45 · answer #11 · answered by Carolanne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋