A man tells his Blonde wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.
"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"
She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"
He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.
"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"
2006-07-10 23:37:37 · 20 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
hi thought it was funny, i liked it. i will have to remember it so i can tell it to my sister, she'll get a kick out of it, thanks.
2006-07-10 23:47:00 · answer #1 · answered by bob s 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2006-07-11 02:16:56 · answer #2 · answered by Classy Granny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Joke, getting out of trouble by telling the truth.
2006-07-10 23:56:42 · answer #3 · answered by anti_money 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mwhaha funny
2006-07-10 23:40:56 · answer #4 · answered by melissa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trust is paramount in a committed relationship. Not funny.
2006-07-11 02:00:45 · answer #5 · answered by Carolanne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, laughed right after" bowling again"
2006-07-11 11:26:39 · answer #6 · answered by ArchAngel Raziel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I didn't find it particularly funny. In fact it didn't even raise a smile.
2006-07-10 23:42:49 · answer #7 · answered by Jill 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahha Funny!
2006-07-10 23:42:39 · answer #8 · answered by Miss LaStrange 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL really funny i like this kind of jokes :)
2006-07-11 01:55:34 · answer #9 · answered by shoosh_b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1!
2006-07-10 23:42:08 · answer #10 · answered by LYY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not hilarious, but definitly one of the better blonde jokes.
you want funny? read my source!! THATS HILARITY: DEFINED.
2006-07-10 23:42:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋