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He must really be havin a goood time up there ay? banging 24/7.

2006-07-10 23:13:21 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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yea to bad he's the virgin where he's at. he's getin worked over

2006-07-10 23:18:40 · answer #1 · answered by distroynot 3 · 3 3

There has been a debate amongst Classic Arabic scholars about the correct translation....some say the precise word is not virgins, but grapes! Grapes certainly sound more in line with a feast that our Lord and Heavenly father would have prepared for those who make it to His Kingdom.

Something interesting-every Muslim that I've spoken to has said that Jesus can't possibly be the Son of God, because God is clean and He doesn't have sex. So if God, who is GOD isn't having sex, what makes one think that every one around Him would be entitled otherwise? And those poor virgins, they would be in so much pain! The only ones, obviously, who'd be enjoying themselves, would be Mohamed and those who've blown themselves up(according to people who celebrate and martyr-ize them).That doesn't sound like Heaven to me! It certainly is a contradiction. And not just one virgin but 37, it sounds like lust and carnal desire, things our Lord spoke that we must rebuke and not be a part of.

The Holy Bible, which was written well over a thousand years before the Quran, states in regards to Heaven that, we will be neither male nor female, but like the angels. Forgive me, I don't know the exact verse! ...Matthew 22:23-40....I had to look for it!

What does it say about a man who had over 830 wives on earth? and some of them were ages(younger than teens!) that would cause him to be jailed in this day and age. How can you possibly hear the word of the Lord and have sex with 830+ women at the same time? It seems like a conflict of interest amongst other things. Perhaps they need to exhume his body and do genetic testing and create a drug that will blow Viagra out of the water!

This isn't meant to insult, it's simply meant to plant a seed of thought, in response to so many responses/opinions given to me, on this very topic, by other Muslims.

2006-07-11 06:40:03 · answer #2 · answered by bella32953 4 · 0 0

Show respect....us Muslims try so hard to be tolerance with others, but then we face rejections such a questions like this... how could you ask a question like this.. .this is so offensive. Prophet Mohammed's fate is beyond your expectations and imaginations. Who the hell are you to ask this question? You people should work together with Muslims to bring more understanding, such questions like this makes Muslims even hate you more and then you will face consequences.
Behave and respect others.

2006-07-11 07:51:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I will say that I do not know if Muhhumud is in heaven or not. Who am I to say? What I will say is in regard to some of the ignorant people who provided answers on this page. Not all Muslims are terrorists. I have some friends in Islam who are nice people, and boy can they cook.

2006-07-11 06:19:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't think that he'd be doing that 24/7 in heaven. Why would he have so many, and why virgins?

2006-07-11 06:18:37 · answer #5 · answered by Jimmy C 2 · 0 0

The business of killing the innocents as Infidels is allotted only to the Islamists and no body else.You can check Quran for this .RATHER ALL THE PEOPLE ON THIS EARTH EXCEPT THE ISLAMISTS ARE INFIDELS AND ISLAMISTS have a job to do they are busy in their work. THEY HAVE FORGOTTEN THE MOHAMMED BECAUSE only what is written in QURAN IS IMPORTANT than the Muhammed.

2006-07-11 06:23:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

141

2006-07-11 06:18:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Empty thinking. Try not to waste your time and others by silly questions. Mohammad PBUH rewards is beyond your imaginations.

2006-07-11 06:28:50 · answer #8 · answered by helper 4 · 0 0

Dude its not virgins but guys having homosexuality up there..
Virgins are so long gone now tight ars.es of young guys.

2006-07-11 06:22:13 · answer #9 · answered by Dawood_Gaswea 1 · 0 0

WOO WHERE DID U GET THIS FROM ? I'VE NEVER HEARD OF SUCH THING . AND FOR ALL OF U IS IT BAD TO RESPECT OTHERS AND THEIR BELIEFS? WHY WE SHOULD RESPECT JESUS WHILE U GUYS CANT ? IS IT REALLY THAT HARD?
AND U WHO ASKED THAT Q SHOW SOME RESPECT OR THAT'S THE WAY U WAS BORN AND RAISED ?
WELL I GUESS PPL U 'VE JUST PROVED TO ME THAT WE WILL NEVER RESPECT EACH OTHER

2006-07-11 06:27:55 · answer #10 · answered by ghogho 2 · 0 0

None..what could virgin possibly mean in heaven even if there was a heaven...pure nonsense.

2006-07-11 06:18:49 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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