*If lawyers are debarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, dry cleaners depressed?
*If it's zero degrees outside today, and it is supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
*Why is it called building when it is already built?
*If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
*Is it possible to be totally partial?
*If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
*If all the world is a stage where is the audience sitting?
*Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
*When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?
*If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
*Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
*Why is it if someone tells you there are 1 billion stars in the universe, you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
*Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
*I thought how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me ...they are ramming for their final exams.
2006-07-10 22:30:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-07-10 22:50:26 · answer #1 · answered by udayy2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont wanna go nuts answering soooooooooo many riddles. Lady...give a break!! Ask one by one...be generous and spend ur 5 points for each ;-)
2006-07-11 05:35:29 · answer #2 · answered by CURIOUS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lay off the coffee
2006-07-11 05:53:06 · answer #3 · answered by Whisper4691 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gimme the site!
btw can u cry under water?
2006-07-11 10:18:11 · answer #4 · answered by Mermaid♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic!! You made me laugh until I had tears out of my eyes.... Wow! Especially about the one about adults enjoying adultery... hehehehehehe! Thanks for the laughs!!
2006-07-11 05:45:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do we answer a door / telephone if it never asked a question?
did we "member" in order to "remember" something?
2006-07-11 05:40:05 · answer #6 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry if I offend, but why do they call it "taking a dump", shouldn't it be "leaving a dump"?
2006-07-11 05:34:23 · answer #7 · answered by Spillski 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is there to answer? you seem to know the answer the way you are asking these rhetoric questions.
2006-07-11 05:34:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't waste my time reading that novel u have written. so no answer...
2006-07-11 06:39:17 · answer #9 · answered by Ω Nookey™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alright, that's it. Share the website, .......now!
2006-07-11 05:34:06 · answer #10 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋