The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her in his arms and kissed her.
She pushed him away. "Maybe your other models let you kiss them," she said.
"I've never tried to kiss a model before," he swore.
"Really?" she said, softening, "How many models have there been?"
"Four," he replied, "A jug, two apples, and a vase."
2006-07-10 22:27:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great. Check this one:
The composition teacher asked the class to write about an unusual event that happened during the past week.
Little Johnny got up and read his essay.
It began, "Daddy fell into the well last week..." "My goodness!" the teacher exclaimed.
"Is he all right?" "He must be," said the boy. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday."
2006-07-10 22:33:40 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
damn that one flew over my head had to read it twice but it was cute
2006-07-11 05:33:40 · answer #2 · answered by Koran 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was coooooooooooooooooooooool. real funny one. good Megha [no ji]. keep going.
2006-07-11 23:57:46 · answer #3 · answered by udayy2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! thats cute!
2006-07-11 05:48:40 · answer #4 · answered by $ I~♥~ELMO $ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CUTE! hehehehe!
2006-07-11 05:47:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhaha to cute!
2006-07-11 05:29:46 · answer #6 · answered by Kittie_Nash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...both of them were funny =D
2006-07-11 06:14:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good.
2006-07-11 12:15:36 · answer #8 · answered by sittin tight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao->thx
2006-07-11 05:35:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-11 05:33:47 · answer #10 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋