A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver’s license?
Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner’s card
in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There’s a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That’s where I put it after I kidnapped the man who owns this
car and stuffed him in the trunk.
Officer: There’s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly
surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who’s car is this?
Driver: It’s mine, officer. Here’s the registration.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there’s a gun in it?
Driver: Gun ? What...there’s no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there’s a body in it.
Driver: I said what ????
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him
you didn’t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that
there was a body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, And I’ll bet he told you I was speeding too!!!
2006-07-10 22:25:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha
funny
check this one:
One Friday night, a policeman saw a car parked up at "makeout point." Shining his flashlight in the window, he saw a young
man fidgeting in the front seat glancing at his watch and a young woman sitting in the back seat and reading a magazine.
"Excuse me, son" said the cop, "but how old are the two of you?"
"I'm eighteen, sir, and" (checking his watch another time) "in ten more minutes, she'll be eighteen too!"
2006-07-10 22:34:37 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sure, see you later as both autos are lower than the pit street p.c. reduce. it is uncommon that this may ensue, because the drivers pick to bypass as quick as plausible with out going over the reduce on pit street so that they don't lose spots or time, yet when someone gadgets the pit street p.c. incorrect contained in the starting up of the race, he ought to get exceeded on pit street if his p.c. is truly off. Montoya passes Gordon on pit street at Infineon this 365 days because Gordon's set p.c. became truly off.
2016-12-01 01:19:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heheheheheh! Funny!
2006-07-10 22:49:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao....that was good....lol...wicked way to get out of a speeding ticket =D
2006-07-10 23:20:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. I liked it.
2006-07-10 22:28:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is great. I might try this sometime. Ha ha!
2006-07-10 22:29:40 · answer #6 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahhahahhhhahahahaahahahhahahahhahahahhahha......... still laughing. i may try this next time i get caught on overspeeding...
2006-07-10 22:45:06 · answer #7 · answered by udayy2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EXCELLENT ONE! AND BTW I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU CONDEMNING THE JOKES ON HINDUS. WILL U BE MY FRIEND?
2006-07-10 22:29:58 · answer #8 · answered by JD 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.! thx for the laughs^^^
2006-07-10 22:31:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very, very, very nice!
2006-07-11 02:56:11 · answer #10 · answered by Nobody 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋