2006-07-10 22:20:26 · 19 answers · asked by oz 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He was a politician.
2006-07-10 22:22:33 · answer #1 · answered by Jack Nicholson 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Several answers:
Because he is a nonconformist...
Because Campbell's Soup Factory is just across the road..
Just to prove he is not a dumb turkey..
He couldn't because someone webbed his toes together with super glue.. and didn't want to be mistaken for a duck since it was duck hunting season..
He was busy picketing.."Where's the Beef?" .. an anti-eating chicken slogan.. to get people eat more beef. (The cows were on the other side picketing "Eat More Chikkin")
He was embarrassed.. he was de-plumed of his feathers.. and was wearing only a pair of boxer shorts (red with white hearts). He didn't want to give people the "wrong idea" about swimming in the pot.
Made this up.. Original.
2006-07-11 05:39:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bcoz the chicken doesnt need to cross the road
2006-07-11 05:23:56 · answer #3 · answered by rsp_rsp2001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuz there was too much traffic and the walk signal was out of order. it was also a midsummer's day at 13.54 and temp was about 40 C. also at the other end there was a KFC...
2006-07-11 05:29:19 · answer #4 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he's a chicken...to avoid getting influzuea
2006-07-11 06:10:42 · answer #5 · answered by *Hearty Laugh* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He saw that the opossum couldn't do it, so he was chicken to try.
2006-07-11 09:16:33 · answer #6 · answered by cross-stitch kelly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cause he was chicken.
2006-07-11 05:23:34 · answer #7 · answered by DL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to avoid chicken pox!
2006-07-11 05:22:39 · answer #8 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bcos chicken is afraid
2006-07-11 05:24:44 · answer #9 · answered by dancingdoll 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
B'coz osama Bin Laden was stanfing at the other end......
2006-07-11 05:23:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋