The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him. "I'm sorry, he's dead.," was the standard answer. Finally, the receptionist who fielded the calls began to realize it was always the same voice, so she asked who it was and why he kept calling. The reply was, " I used to be one of his junior associates, and I just like to hear you say it."....
2006-07-10 22:06:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol..... there is a few boss i had that i wouldnt mind to hear someone say they died..... thx for the laugh smile sweetie!
2006-07-10 22:55:35 · answer #1 · answered by perfect_demise 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
check out this one:
Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"
2006-07-11 06:04:02 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe....
chek dis....
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
2006-07-11 05:29:33 · answer #3 · answered by ii_classy_ii 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-07-11 05:09:43 · answer #4 · answered by Jack Nicholson 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehehehehehehhhhhhhhehheheheheheheh! Funny!
2006-07-11 06:08:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-07-11 05:17:06 · answer #6 · answered by HandsomeRockus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA, its funny, cuz its truuee ;)
2006-07-11 18:52:14 · answer #7 · answered by tybardy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha.
2006-07-11 05:16:00 · answer #8 · answered by sudjenni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! dat was a gd one
2006-07-11 05:13:56 · answer #9 · answered by lulu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha!
2006-07-11 05:09:52 · answer #10 · answered by Sweetie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋