wats ur favJoke ?

Question

Tell da best joke u like.

Answer 1

a guy went into a restaurant and ordered a coke. a chinese guy came and gave it to him. the guy said,'this coke tastes wierd' the ch. guy said,'me chinese, me play joke, me go pipi in ur coke!' the guy left.

another guy comes into the restaurant and orders a coke. the ch. guy comes and gives it to him. the guy says,'this coke tastes wierd'. the ch. guy says,'me chinese, me play joke, me go pipi in ur coke!' the guy left.

a cowboy comes into the restaurant and orders a coke. the ch. guy comes and gives it to him. the cowboy says,' this coke tastes wierd' the ch. guy says,'me chinese, me play joke, me go pipi in ur coke!' the cowboy says,'me cowboy, me shoot fast, me shoot bullet up ur a$$!'

lol! funny, huh? its not the funniest joke i kno, but it is my favorite.

Answer 2

A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet".

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says "There is nothing wrong with them!"

Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, "That was very nice but, are... my... test... results... back?

Answer 3

my favorite jokes are posted in my Q/A.... you are free to go and read...get a copy of your choice...have fun :)

Answer 4

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/fartingcat.html

Answer 5

please tell me, now