I was driving around town a few weeks ago, and I encountered this car with a bumper sticker that read, " If I wanted to hear an a**hole, I'd fart"
By the way, the person driving was a fat woman drinking diet coke and eating cheeseburgers. LOL
2006-07-10 21:17:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my karma ran over my dogma
2006-07-17 01:51:34 · answer #1 · answered by Trichelle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On an old beat-up Volkswagen beetle 1979 model "My other car is a Rolls Royce"
2006-07-10 21:20:14 · answer #2 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is so bad. years ago i saw a bumper sticker that said
Nuke a baby seal for Jesus.
aplogies to everyone i offended.
2006-07-10 21:21:32 · answer #3 · answered by nickipettis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I break for tailgaters
us postal workers nuff said
how quickly can you stop
I hope someone passes me today
road rage champion 3rd year running
2006-07-10 22:19:27 · answer #4 · answered by Savage 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
women human beings love exclamation factors!!! (yet they hate periodsx) why clutter? in simple terms shove it up your @$$ drugs lead nowhere yet its the scenic course breast inspection ahead (please have em out) i'm going through from CRS (cant keep in techniques $hit) in simple terms because you've one it doesnt propose you gotta be one quityerbitchin what ought to scooby do? and your cry toddler, whiney-@$$ opinion should be? do i techniques in case you smoke? do you techniques if i fart?
2016-10-14 08:28:59 · answer #5 · answered by rattley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actions speak louder than bumperstickers
2006-07-10 21:21:36 · answer #6 · answered by the_lordofwar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you don't back off, I'll fling a booger on you
What would Scooby do?
2006-07-11 02:25:55 · answer #7 · answered by cross-stitch kelly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"CAUTION: I drive like you do"
"When life gives you lemons, squirt your enemies in the eye"
and
"Black Holes are where God divided by zero"
are a few of my favorites!
2006-07-10 21:30:47 · answer #8 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buckel up. It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.
2006-07-10 21:30:39 · answer #9 · answered by aussie girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
saw this a few days ago, 'i work hard because people on welfare depend on me!'
2006-07-10 21:25:03 · answer #10 · answered by gurrrly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋