Why do some people take my questions so seriously?

Question

Especially the stupid ones I've asked like:

"What's the easiest way to lie?"

"Does Shakira really want to make a man speak Spanish?"

"Wtf don't I ever get best answers?"

"How do Newton's balls work?"

"Do you think homosexuals are gay?"

"What would you do if you were still alive today?"


...to name a few. But no really, people actually try really hard to give me credible answers to those questions and it's just funny to see someone try to explain to me what they would do if they were still alive.

Answer 1

I think some people have no sense of humor - or think that you are really a serious questioner. I think the people who get all bent out of shape over OBVIOUS stupid questions are the funnest! And yes I meant funnest not funniest ( but they are both!)

Answer 2

So, you ARE worried that your Questions are taken far too seriously - that is, considered as requiring a lot of effort or concentration due to their being complex and not easy to answer or solve ? Right ?
I'll take this one lightly then, and tell you a funny story :
A CONSULTANT’S TALE
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd, “If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?”
The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully-grazing flock and calmly answered, “Sure.”
The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his notebook computer and connected it to his cell phone; then he surfed to a NASA page on the Internet where he called up a surveillance satellite system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, received a response.
Finally, he prints out a 150 page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and says, “You have exactly 1,586 sheep.”
“That is correct; take one of the sheep.” said the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his car.
Then the shepherd says: “ If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my sheep?”
“OK, why not ?” answered the young man.
“Clearly, you are a consultant.” said the shepherd.
“That’s correct,” says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?”
“No guessing required,” answers the shepherd : “You turned up here, although nobody had called you. You wanted to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I had never asked, and yet you don’t know anything about my business. Now give me back my dog, will you ?”
:-))
Cheers !

Answer 3

they want points for the best answers and they find ur questions funny coz their stupid like ur question does realy shakira makes a man speak spanish like its only a song! actualy i like that song its my favorite specially the world cup version of it
Is this one of ur questin does hips don t lie
can i add you to my messenger list

Answer 4

ppl take ur questions seriously cuz they think u do to ask them in the first place if ur gonna ask a question be serious about it or don't ask the question in the first place and don't make fun of ppl who give u answers!

Answer 5

They want the 10 points for BEST ANSWER!

Answer 6

everyone has a different perspective of the answers you posted, maybe to them, its something serious, but to you, its for fun. second, if it wasn't a real question, why post it?

Answer 7

people are too serious these days and have no sense of humor

Answer 8

You are a servant of the devil and his demonic spirit.

Answer 9

aww don't worry thanks for the 2 pts
however all my question should be taken SERIOUSLY

dare you to check out and find out why

Answer 10

Do you want a serious answer? :-D