if heaven can not have you. and hell don't want you, then what ?

Question

here's my problem. two of the four fallen lied about me when i wasn't there. as i was going up to visit, they were on their way down, and just rubbed it in my face that they fixed me good. i will not be able to ever live in heaven or be helped by heaven. hell won't have me since i refuse to submit to them

Answer 1

I don't know if this was supposed to be a riddle or not, but..........Um whether anyone likes it or not one of the two will be for eternity.

Answer 2

Your problem is make-believe! The spiritual realm does not operate the way you state! Yours is not fact... you don't/can't make up the rules that are already in place. You "WILL" spend all eternity in one of only two places! Those that have gone on before you, are still in holding until that final day when the Lord calls us all up for judgement at the same time! No one can put in a good or a bad word for you ahead of time... it doesn't work that way! If you had read the bible, you would know this!
Wake up out of your fantasy!

Answer 3

I've often found that a good song can clear things up.


Purgatory, by LH © 2004

I've consorted with women of dubious fame
The low-lifes and grifters all know me by name
I've drunk me some whiskey, and I've told me some lies
And for that, I apologize.

But I'm not a bad fellow, I think you'd agree
I never have hurt anybody but me
I'm too seedy for heaven, but I'm too good for hell
So I guess Purgatory would suit me quite well

CHORUS 1
If the good Lord don't want you and the devil don't know you
If they're too high above you or too far below you
There's only one place that a poor boy can go to
It's old Purgatory for me.

I'm too fat to fly and to stubborn to learn
I'm too tough to fry and I'm too wet to burn
I'm too old to change and too lazy to grow
If they're ready to take me, I'm ready to go.

CHORUS 2
If the good Lord don't want you and the devil don't need you
They got nowhere to put you and nothing to feed you
There's only one place that the good life can lead to
It's old purgatory for me

BRIDGE
Right there in the middle is the home of my dreams
I never have been one to go to extremes
I don't want no pitchfork and I don't want no wings
I just want to be like I am

So when your ticket is punched and you pass on to glory
Stop by and see me in old purgatory
If the sun ain't too hot and the water is cool
I'll be havin' a daquiri, down at the pool

CHORUS 1
CHORUS 2
END

Answer 4

I agree with love 2b curio us, you must come out of your fantasy world, or you will have to worry about going to a hospital to get out of it. Try reading the Bible, a little at a time. Start with the New Testament, and pray that God give you the wisdom that you need to over come what you are concern about. Even if you don't know or even believe what the Bible says, there are stories in there that are similar to everything that we go through and that may be of some comfort. There is a movie called Girl interrupted, check it out.

Answer 5

First off, if they lied, God will see it as a lie and accept you anyway.

Secondly, Purgatory is the place for souls that do not qualify for Heaven or Hell.

Answer 6

There are only two roads Heaven or hell. If your not going to heaven you don't have to worry Hell will take you. There is no en between. Hopefully you'll find your way to heaven. Through Jesus Christ!! He is the only way!

Answer 7

I know it's a sick careless joke but I want to prove that I fear no God and no prophet not The Father or Sun or The Holy Smokes-I love life and Mother Earth is dying because religious people think that there is a better place to go to than here and I pray your God takes you all soon to that wonderful place in the universe called heaven so that we who love life here can enjoy our big blue ball of beauty before you trash it by forgiving yourself each day that you are just trying to live the good life here before you go there-what's sad is that it isn't a joke anymore and My Mother is fighting you because you are causing her to die-like you when you are ill your tempreture goes up-you sweat-your body convulses and you can't see it because you are saved and she is damned-Please God take these religious ones to their place of glory-very soon give them their hearts desires so that my Mother can live and those of us who love her can live in her glory-Not too funny when I think about it GEZUS?

Answer 8

Sadly at that point you are stuck in limbo, or as some call it purgatory, but as Jesus said, "all who beleve in me shall have everlasting life in the kingdom of Heaven."

Answer 9

Sounds like it's time for a kegger. Can the rest of us antiauthoritarians join in if we help pay for the beer?

Answer 10

you must wander the earth with a glowing coal on your back looking for a place to start a hell of your own

Answer 11

Maybe you should go and face your dilemma face to face to Peter or Cerberus instead of asking us that we don't know crap about your mental disorders!