No exclusions, this is the olympics after all.
2006-07-10 16:49:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Who can drink the most "blood of Christ" before passing out.
Who can pray the longest with out laughing.
Who can hang themselves on a cross the fastest.
Who can recite the bible in the fastest time, while smoking pot.
Cow saving
naked dancing
tattoo competition
Pope vs witch
spiritual debate
Cocaine races
2006-07-10 19:16:30 · answer #1 · answered by cat_Rett_98 4 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Events would include Bible Thumping, The Alter Dash, Sacrament Pass, and of course The Best Hellfire and Brimstone Lecture. More to come as the games become more popular!
2006-07-10 23:58:48 · answer #2 · answered by Mama23Girls 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm thinking that bible speed-reading would be a big ticket item. (for a shorter reading, omit the portion in brackets) who can eat the most locusts? stay tuned...
pew-hurdling and the steeple-chase would take place on the second day. the infidel toss will be a big ratings boost i'm quite sure.
and finally the awarding of the gold, frankincense, and myrrh medals by nun other than whoopi goldberg.
funny question...
2006-07-11 23:14:43 · answer #3 · answered by patzky99 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
The 50 m Pope sprint!
100 m. marathon in which Pundits (Hindu) and Qazis (Islamic) will participate.
The Hight Jump of religious spirits.
etc etc...
2006-07-10 23:55:15 · answer #4 · answered by King of Hearts 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Storytelling. More specifically who can make up the most elaborate fable about a higher being.
2006-07-10 23:54:22 · answer #5 · answered by Michael B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The hundred meter sprint over open water.
1600 meter cross-carrying relay
2006-07-10 23:53:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How loud can you yell to keep the nonbelievers from being able to get a word in.
2006-07-10 23:52:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
400 meter water walk
2006-07-10 23:53:09 · answer #8 · answered by piglet50 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Creative writing contest.
2006-07-10 23:52:56 · answer #9 · answered by Ballzy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Child diddling.
2006-07-10 23:53:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋