1 coming home i drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree i dont have
2 the other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions
3 i though my window was down but i found out it was up when i put my hand through it
4 i collided with a stationary truck coming the other way
5 a truck backed through my windsheild into my wifes face
6 a pedestrian hit me and went under my car
7 the guy was all over the road i had to swerve a number of times before i hit him
8 i pulled away from the side of the road glanced at my mother in law and headed over the embankment
9 in my attempt to kill a fly i drove into a telephone pole
10 i had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home as i reached an intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision
11 i had been driving for 40 years when i fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident
12 i was on my way to the docters with rear end trouble when my universal joints gave way, causing me to have an accident
2006-07-10 16:35:01 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
fever means ever
(sorry about that)
2006-07-10 16:40:59 · update #1
I once collided with a stationary truck going the same way.Of course there was some LSD and100 proof bourbon involved.
2006-07-10 16:40:34 · answer #1 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
13 yes I went through the intersection on a red light, but I was there first and he hit me in the side of the vehicle
14 that parked car hit me. he wasn't supposed to be parked there
15 that bicyclists was going the wrong way they should've been traveling with traffic
16 she got me so excited i closed my eyes just for a second
17 i had to avoid that deer as he swerved into oncoming traffic
18 i was checking out the blonde with the shorts when the guy in front stopped for no apparent reason
19 yes I pulled from the stop sign but he was speeding and came from nowhere
20 yes I drove into that front porch, I knew I had made a wrong turn somewhere
21 I was checking the map for directions and didn't see the car slowing
22 the sun was in my eyes and I couldn't see the color of light
24 I put the car in neutral, stepped out the vehicle and slipped under the car when the car ran over me. We called him Speed bump Thompson.
25 I didn't want to miss the exit. Yes, I cut across two lanes of traffic
All true as I am an insurance adjuster
2006-07-11 00:08:50 · answer #2 · answered by Kamikazeâ?ºKid 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I confess. Number 10 was me. It was really and truly and very fast growing hedge.
2006-07-10 23:43:25 · answer #3 · answered by dearborne 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two words for you: SPELL CHECK!
What is an "accidemt"?
How about "accident" with a "n" instead?
Spell check would have fixed that!
Was there actually a question here?
2006-07-10 23:49:21 · answer #4 · answered by Check Spelling 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
NO!!!! i have'nt file an insurance claim regarding those situations cited above.
2006-07-10 23:54:57 · answer #5 · answered by danny boy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
whats the question??
2006-07-10 23:39:00 · answer #6 · answered by nokiddingitsme 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋