A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!" So the man says, "But my gator here does a really cool trick..."
The bartender says "Well then, lets see!" So the man whips out his wang and shoves it in the gators mouth. He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it. A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his Wang without a single scratch.
He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to try?" An old lady raises her hand and says..."Sure, but don't hit me with that stick."
2006-07-10 16:24:32 · 21 answers · asked by tybardy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol..good one^^ how about this lolz...:)
The manager hired a new secretary. she was young,
sweet, and polite. One day while taking
dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While
leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh sir,
did you know that your barracks door was open."
He did not understand her remark, but later on
happened to look down and saw that his zipper was
open. He decided to have some fun with his new
employee.
Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss
Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this
morning, did you also see a soldier standing
at attention."
The secretary, who was quite witty, replied,
"Why, no sir, all I saw was a little disabled
veteran, sitting on two duffel bags!"
2006-07-10 16:32:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
Nice. here is another version of the same. Three men are on the farm and they are watching the sheep come to the fence for feeding. They all notice that there is one sheep that is stuck in the fence. One man looks at the others and says hes going to go .....the sheep. The others watch in surprise and when the man finishes, he comes back to the others and tells one, your turn now, partner. So the second guy goes and sticks his head in the fence. Terrible isn't it?
2006-07-10 16:29:24 · answer #2 · answered by Wendsday's child 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey tybardy !
Check this one:
One Friday night, a policeman saw a car parked up at "makeout point." Shining his flashlight in the window, he saw a young
man fidgeting in the front seat glancing at his watch and a young woman sitting in the back seat and reading a magazine.
"Excuse me, son" said the cop, "but how old are the two of you?"
"I'm eighteen, sir, and" (checking his watch another time) "in ten more minutes, she'll be eighteen too!"
2006-07-10 16:51:09 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY FUNNY... LMAO!!!
A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet".
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says "There is nothing wrong with them!"
Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, "That was very nice but, are... my... test... results... back?
2006-07-11 04:35:24 · answer #4 · answered by Chino 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. But Looking4Answer's joke was better.
2006-07-10 16:45:07 · answer #5 · answered by Frankie_77♥♠♣ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha cute joke
2006-07-10 16:26:35 · answer #6 · answered by Jo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that was funny!
Looking4answer is a good one too!
2006-07-10 16:46:28 · answer #7 · answered by mitanbarr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL GOOD ONE
what does an old lady taste like?
DEPENDS
2006-07-10 16:44:35 · answer #8 · answered by imartbitch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-10 16:26:43 · answer #9 · answered by Orselo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-07-10 17:27:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋