I was jogging just now by the woods. I thought, " yea! The bat flying by is like my gothic brother..alll punked out and stuff..yea !". Then I saw the owls.and said, " yes...they are like my sisters-always with that stuff around their big eyes ...yea !". Then I heard the crickets singing and I said, " yea! they are like my jamming guitar brothers..strumming their guitars and singing all night and stuff..Yea! " I felt like Glenda the good witch on the Wizard of Oz with all my little relatives around me. Then my third cousin on my mothers side the frog jumped out and freaked the poo out of me...I ran all the way home ! ".Phew !! Dont you think Im progressing ? Can you add anything to this insight ? Am I getting close ?
2006-07-10 15:57:36 · 18 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
getting close to what, Annie?
2006-07-10 16:44:30 · answer #1 · answered by leadbelly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-10 23:01:35 · answer #2 · answered by Red neck 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
god created all things ,including non believers ,animals ,and the insects. at least you are paying attention to your surroundings.it sounds more like you are being sarcastic towards religion. i believe every one has a right to how and what they believe or don't believe and should not be made fun of or put down in any way. GOD BLESS YOU ANY WAY> MY PRAYERS ARE WITH YOU> the God i believe in removes your fears ,he shields and protect his people. maybe he allowed such a small and harmless animal to put fear in you to cause you to run for your life from what or who was the next in your circle that you were about to encounter. we will never know. but maybe you should get closer by thanking him for what ever his reason may have been.
2006-07-10 23:16:51 · answer #3 · answered by mamatoddie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would be careful writing that kind of stuff, Two hundred years ago Christians would have come out of the woodworks to burn you at the stake.
2006-07-10 23:07:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Straw man argument, darling.
The only thing you're getting closer to is insanity apparently.
2006-07-11 14:19:25 · answer #5 · answered by magistra_linguae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Sounds like a Strawman of Evolution.
2. Evolution =! Atheism
(If you don't know, =! means "Not the same as...")
2006-07-10 23:02:12 · answer #6 · answered by eigelhorn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r funny - but remember - answer a fool according to his folly... u know the rest! ps miss ur ol picture from under the h20 that was really cool
2006-07-10 23:53:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow you sound like an idiot there. They are not our siblings but rather our prehistoric relatives but back when we were single celled or simple organisms like fish
2006-07-11 23:11:39 · answer #8 · answered by marishka 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why, you're the perfect example - we derive from lower lifeforms and some (you) still have lots of genetic material from said lower lifeforms.
2006-07-10 23:04:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have never heard an atheist talk like this, you are either a poet or are high on something.
2006-07-10 23:02:10 · answer #10 · answered by CaptWags 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now if you could only relate to some of us humans!
2006-07-11 08:58:40 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋