Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are
walking
down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred
dollar bill.
Who gets it?
2006-07-10 15:31:36 · 17 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The drunk, he's the only one that exists
2006-07-10 15:33:53 · answer #1 · answered by Bryan K.S. 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Well Santa couldn't get it cause his belly is in the way when he goes to bend over, the tooth fairy has her hands full of teeth and can't grab it , the lawyer would be trying to argue (honestly) why he should have it, and the drunk would be seeing more than one bill( he wouldn't be able to find it cause he kept grabbing the double visioned bill)! They are all still trying to get the money to this day! THIS IS THE REASON WE DON'T HAVE SANTA CLAUSE , THE TOOTH FAIRY, AND THE ONLY HONEST LAWYER IN THE WORLD ANYMORE!!!!! OH YEAH THE DRUNK HAD LOTS OF KIDS THATS WHY THERE IS STILL LOTS OF DRUNKS!!!!!
2006-07-10 22:59:43 · answer #2 · answered by big_fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only honest lawyer I know isn't practicing law even though she passed the bar exam. Too honest to do the job.
So my friend the lawyer gets the dollar bill since the old drunk stumbled and fell before he could reach the dollar bill and the other two don't exist except in our childhood memories.
2006-07-10 22:54:07 · answer #3 · answered by Kamikazeâ?ºKid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The drunk
2006-07-10 23:24:41 · answer #4 · answered by Cool dawg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've had a lot of good doctors tell me "you better start slowing it down".But there's more old drunks than there is old doctors so I think I'll have another round.
2006-07-10 22:52:37 · answer #5 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the honest lawyer because everybody needs a lawyer this days.
2006-07-10 23:03:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old drunk. He's imagining everyone else; I guess cause he's drunk.
2006-07-10 22:54:46 · answer #7 · answered by thirtytwo_characters_2_work_with 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old drunk.
santa claus and the toothfairy don't exist. even the honest lawyer.
hehehe
2006-07-10 22:37:41 · answer #8 · answered by fakemoonlandings 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The drunk? the others don't exsist.
Just a guess here....
2006-07-10 22:34:57 · answer #9 · answered by TJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the old drunk
2006-07-10 23:21:53 · answer #10 · answered by Yankeefan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋