Ok, a man who has just passed away takes a look into heaven and hell. He notices that both places are eating lunch. He first looks at hell and he sees people all sitting around a big plate of sushi and each have a pair of 4 foot long chopsticks. The people keep tryingand trying to feed themselves but the chopsticks are too long to fit in their mouths. They are frusurated and they keep on dropping food everywhere.
So the man looks at heaven. They have EXACTLY the same things that the people in hell do, but they managed to feed themselves. How did they eat using the chopsticks?
2006-07-10 15:10:11 · 18 answers · asked by Soung 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They feed each other
2006-07-10 15:12:26 · answer #1 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 11⤊ 7⤋
Three of them grabbed one chopstick and stabbed the sushi shish kabob style and fed the fourth. Then they switched places with each other and fed each one until they were all content.
2006-07-10 22:38:12 · answer #2 · answered by Kamikazeâ?ºKid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
big breasted beautiful naked woman feed them with the 4 ft chopsticks (hey its heaven right?)
2006-07-10 22:40:38 · answer #3 · answered by tybardy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In Heaven, there is no want or need. So if they wanted to feed themselves, it would just happen wouldn't it?
2006-07-10 22:15:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They feed each other
2006-07-10 22:28:47 · answer #5 · answered by Christine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They feed each other
2006-07-10 22:25:50 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Jamie ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are being kind to each other by feeding each other.
2006-07-10 22:59:52 · answer #7 · answered by Amy Swallows 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They had women in gold bikinis/ men in gold banana hammocks feeding them?...screw feeding yourself in heaven.
2006-07-10 22:13:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They feed each other.
2006-07-10 22:19:57 · answer #9 · answered by Annette H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they dont use the chopsticks. they just eat with their hands. why dont they just eat like that? no one cares how you eat.
2006-07-10 22:37:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the people in hell are a bunch of men, lol.
Ha, I dont know, but that sounded good.
2006-07-10 22:18:37 · answer #11 · answered by Kimberlynne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋