Vampires to patrol the border?
I do not condone violence,ppl.Hypothetical.
2006-07-10 15:08:57 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
Jasmine Lily-bullshit!Vampires can fly!
2006-07-10 15:11:02 · update #1
ok first of all vampires don't make vampires outta all their victims.The wouldn't wanna cross the border during the day because its hot down here.
2006-07-10 15:16:38 · update #2
I think between the zombies, the vampires, King Kong, and Godzilla we can certainly get a handle on the border problem.
King Kong can be team captain for guarding the Mexican border, Godzilla can guard the Canadian border. We will split the vampires and zombies evenly between them.
2006-07-10 15:12:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 5⤋
I don't think vampires at the border would help much. The immigrants would keep sneaking in and the vampires would in turn bite them and I guess depending on the type of vampire you are talking about - it might have the potential to turn the immigrants into vampires. They could then rise up against the government.
2006-07-10 15:11:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vampires would turn all immigrants into other vampires, eventually the world would be fun by vampires. Sounds good to me. We'll come up with a substitute for blood. I'm just interested in hightened senses and strengh. I like illegal immigrants. Most of them are just people that wanted better lives for themselves and their families. They take jobs that Americans are too proud to take and they work HARD. They deserve tons or respect. They aren't stealing your job. They're taking the job you wouldn't.
2006-07-10 15:12:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Illegal immigtants would win hands down! They have a Jalapeno Bomb that's more effective than garlic and crosses and silver bullets.
I thought we already had vampires patroling the borders (AKA Minute Men)!
2006-07-10 15:53:45 · answer #4 · answered by borderwinds 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How Bout We Drive Wooden Stakes
Thru The Hearts Of All The ILLEGAL Aliens
And Call It A Day
2006-07-10 15:15:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! I like the answer about vampire illegal immigrants!
Remember that movie From Dusk Till Dawn! Freaky!
Vampires would win though, hands down if they promised to totally kill the immigrants!
But again this is hypothetical videogame scenario!
2006-07-10 15:12:05 · answer #6 · answered by Fun and Games 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But then we would have Illegal vampire immigrants...at least there wouldn't be any traffic during the day time...and no one hanging out at the corner...
2006-07-10 16:21:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess that would al depend on whether or not you beleived in vampires. If you did, it would the heck out of illegal immigrants, if you didn't, well, then I guess the illegal immigrants will be wondering what **** happened when they wake up in a Mexican hospital with bite marks on their neck.
2006-07-10 15:12:02 · answer #8 · answered by rioteer28 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would America trust vampires. Aren't they illegal immigrants from Transylvania?
2006-07-10 15:45:33 · answer #9 · answered by redunicorn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both vampires and illegals wnat to suck the life blood out of Americans .
2006-07-10 16:47:20 · answer #10 · answered by gwarr129 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate to say it but I think the illegals would win that one. with all the hot sauce and tacos they eat it would just take one to convince a vampire to look for someone else.
2006-07-10 15:23:05 · answer #11 · answered by Mr Toooo Sexy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋