Love 'em or hate 'em they're both here to stay.
2006-07-10 14:53:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
Men, women and children. Illegal aliens... hate 'em all. They need to leave NOW while they still have a chance.
2006-07-10 15:00:51 · answer #1 · answered by just a mom 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You ought to know that aliens - or at least the ones you mean - don't come as men, women or even both. They make a very good show of appearing as such but as soon as sex appears to be in the running they suddenly and inexplicable have to be elsewhere. I'm sure you have encountered them - they do tend to appear more frequently as females because it is easier to con us earthlings out of information and material wealth if you appear to be female.
You have heard, no doubt, how men are from Mars and women are from Venus? Well, that is all a very elaborate con. Most men are from good old earth (except for the rather weird spotty ones who tend to work at McDonalds and PC World) and many women are as well. The rest - the aliens amongst us - come from a very far distant galaxy.
Evidence suggests that they began arriving in the late 50's and early 60's, just at the time Chinese Takeaways began to become popular. Have you noticed an odd thing about Chinese Takeaways? You never see the staff who work there walking in the street. If you visit one regularly, you know their faces pretty well, but when did you ever see one off duty? Another thing (which you may not have thought about unless you live near one) is that, at the back of the shops one sees stacks of empty oil drums and they must get through quite a large amount of meat and fresh vegetables in a week but have you ever seen a delivery van deliver to these places? No. Because all the food is teleported in, probably at dead of night.
Sweet-sour sauce, in particular (and many other sauces) contain a mind manipulating drug known as sodium monoglutamate. It is said to be a 'flavour enhancer' and is supposed to be derived from seaweed - so why doesn't it have a common name? What does it do? 'Chinese' food has usually a very bland taste - hardly enhanced!
I leave you with those thoughts about the aliens amongst us.
Edit: Far be it from me to say that all Chinese, Thai, Japanese and other restaurants are run by aliens. Of course, there are some very flesh-and-blood oriental people amongst us who do a superb job.
2006-07-10 22:20:01 · answer #2 · answered by Owlwings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are referring to immigrants, they are women, men, children, adults, the elderly, poor, rich, doctors, housekeepers, and investment bankers, teachers, students, Christians, Muslims, Jews, Buddhists, Hindus, sports fans, readers, and artists.
2006-07-10 22:10:49 · answer #3 · answered by Simi L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well technically....we are all aliens. If aliens are life on other planets then yes we definatly are aliens. Cuz we are on another planet. The Planet Earth.
2006-07-10 21:58:30 · answer #4 · answered by eezypeezy92 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you saying? Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus? I agree, they are staying.
2006-07-10 22:03:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are called human beings.
2006-07-10 22:00:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The truth is out there
2006-07-10 23:03:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A chance before what - "just a mom"?
2006-07-10 22:08:03 · answer #8 · answered by Golosa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both, trust no one.
2006-07-10 23:26:00 · answer #9 · answered by LaContessa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take me to your leader.
2006-07-10 21:57:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋