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Since Geico cuts out the middle man, and Jesus is the middle man, isn't Christianity no longer a valid path to God since Geico has eliminated Jesus? Should we thank Geico for giving us a pure relationship with God without having to go through anyone to get to him?

2006-07-10 14:31:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

17 answers

Geico is car insurance....not soul insurance.
Duh.
Introducing accident forgiveness......Jesus!
are you in good hands?

2006-07-10 14:35:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Geico insurance?

2006-07-10 14:34:30 · answer #2 · answered by BarbieQ 6 · 0 0

who in the heck is geico?
no, it's not proof.
christianity is the only valid path to god.
it's also thru god's only son jesus christ.
no we shouldn't thank geico, geico doesn't even exist.
you need jesus....
jesus is the way, the truth, & the life/light.
you can have a personal relationship w/god, & you won't even have to nor need to go thru anyone or anything to get there. all u need to do is pray *& ask god.

2006-07-10 14:36:17 · answer #3 · answered by lu 3 · 0 0

Jesus saith unto him, I AM the way, the truth, and the life: No man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Jesus IS God. Can Geico save your soul on judgment day? (Rhetorical question, don't ya know.....)

2006-07-10 14:34:45 · answer #4 · answered by Shalom Yerushalayim 5 · 0 0

No. Christianity only becomes invalid to those who have Geico insurance. Everyone else is ok, though.

2006-07-10 14:35:49 · answer #5 · answered by dgrhm 5 · 0 0

Maybe if Geico sold religion, not insurance.

2006-07-10 14:35:36 · answer #6 · answered by judy_r8 6 · 0 0

It doesn't matter... Geico and Christianity are both not real.

2006-07-10 14:39:06 · answer #7 · answered by Mike D 2 · 0 0

Well, I suppose if you want to break it down into business terms, your point is moot, cause Jesus is more like the VP, or CEO, and God would be the President of the company.

2006-07-10 14:35:57 · answer #8 · answered by Orpheus13 2 · 0 0

Geico???

2006-07-10 14:38:36 · answer #9 · answered by Voltage Transformer 33kV 5 · 0 0

Well that's only true if you can save 20% on you car insurance, if not than you need to stick with Jesus

2006-07-10 14:46:07 · answer #10 · answered by man of ape 6 · 0 0

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