A man is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A beautiful young nurse arrives to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the oxygen mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don’t know, I’m only here to wash your hands and feet."
Struggling, he again asks the nurse, "Are my testicles black?" Finally, she raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand, holds his testicles in the other, takes a close look, and says, "There’s nothing wrong with them!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, "That was very nice, but, are my test results back."
2006-07-10 14:27:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice
A longtime restaurant worker comes home from the job one day and tells his wife "I am going to put my penis in the pickle slicer tomorrow."
His wife looks at him and says"That is nice honey. Are you sure you want to do that?"
"Oh yeah." he replies. "I have been thinking about it a lot, and I am sure I want to stick my penis in the pickle slicer tomorrow."
His wife says "well if you are sure that is what you want to do, go ahead."
Next day the man comes home from work and tells his wife " I did it. I stuck my penis in the pickle slicer."
His wife says "well what happened."
"Oh, they fired both of us." He replied
2006-07-10 14:35:11 · answer #1 · answered by draftboyg 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats a good one but a couple of days ago someone had a riddle just like this one & I printed it off. I will let u know where it came from & the persons nick name.
GILMORE had this joke & she had 7 answers within 8 minutes ago!!!
The date was 7-5-06.
2006-07-10 15:15:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought the joke was cute. it can be a little uneasy for men to buy bars for their wife's. that's why they how sales ladies,that can help men.
2016-03-27 00:21:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just saw that one a few days ago here, but it's still funny.
2006-07-10 14:31:55 · answer #4 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm gonna tell this one to my friend-it was so good
2006-07-11 00:50:29 · answer #5 · answered by mary902 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee. Good one.
2006-07-10 14:29:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ja
2006-07-10 14:31:14 · answer #7 · answered by juan_hillo_69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh
2006-07-10 14:31:19 · answer #8 · answered by c1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great one got another
2006-07-10 14:47:06 · answer #9 · answered by james m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the last one wasn't that funny, just gross.
2006-07-10 14:37:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋