I am an extremely powerful swimmer and know all the ******* including: the Australian crawl, Breast******, Butterfly and the Back******
2006-07-10 14:03:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Once your clothes are fully saturated with the grease, tie the ankles of your pants in knots. Then flip them forward to trap air in them. This will form an improvised flotation device which should be able to keep you afloat long enough for help to reach you.
2006-07-10 14:36:56 · answer #1 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well you certainly have all the strokes, but if the grease was still hot you would probably succumb and sink, on the other hand if the grease was to cold would probably wouldn't be able to swim although you certainly could float or if the grease had cooled enough sit on top...
2006-07-12 15:20:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u can do anything u set ur mind to (that is a lie)
only if u give me the bacon.............depends on wuts in ur pocket..... if it is cheese puffs, u wud float, but if it wuz regular cheetos, u wud sink.......
2006-07-10 21:15:15 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ @I_i ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dang you cant write the word ******? What if my left side goes numb and i have to tell people HELP ME IM HAVING A ******!!?
2006-07-12 13:12:22 · answer #4 · answered by dr strangelove 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends? Are you a vegitarian?
2006-07-11 18:50:53 · answer #5 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
without the clothing, it sounds soothing...plus you would remain very desirable to women who enjoy pork, your piggish pheromones would drive them mad...
2006-07-11 12:12:41 · answer #6 · answered by Hippie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes you should try it but be sure the oil is boiling
2006-07-10 21:07:34 · answer #7 · answered by serenity seeker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heck no. leave the beer alone.
2006-07-10 21:16:02 · answer #8 · answered by mauricejr77 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋