When can I be sure this isn't just another one of Grandma's pranks?
2006-07-10 13:51:50 · 23 answers · asked by bbcranks 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Ummm...poke her with a stick.
2006-07-10 13:56:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
She's probably been dead for two years she just won't lay her butt don't.Shoot her a couple of times.Then chop off her head and bury it in the back yard.Smoke her body while holding your nose then toss the ashes in the river.See is she wants to keep on playing now!!!
2006-07-11 09:57:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check the milk in the icebox Grandma's can't stand sour milk.
2006-07-10 13:55:45 · answer #3 · answered by Wishee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smack her across the face and say "Look b*tch we're putting you in the grave today dead or alive." Then haul her a$$ off to the morgue
then go "Look who's playing now!"
2006-07-11 07:08:36 · answer #4 · answered by Manda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let her maybe she'll get a kick out life whatz left of it. Then check her pulse.
2006-07-10 13:55:42 · answer #5 · answered by Erin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yell out: "grandma, I'm just going to borrow some cash from your wallet"
See what happens.
2006-07-10 20:02:50 · answer #6 · answered by lily 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should feel her neck and lower palm and check her pulse and if you feel blood then don't worry about her and if you don't call emergency
2006-07-10 13:54:41 · answer #7 · answered by crazycarebear09 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're hilarious Pal.
2006-07-10 13:53:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When she stops smelling like moth balls and starts smelling like a lingering queef.
2006-07-10 13:56:33 · answer #9 · answered by Stephen Hawkings Mentor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude ur grandmas tight!
2006-07-10 14:40:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can sit her down and tell her that it is scaring you. be honest and truthful .but do not be too harsh!
2006-07-10 13:56:21 · answer #11 · answered by diva in training! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋