Blonde Jokes, I haven't heard them FOREVER!!! What's a good one?? Or a few... :)?

Answer 1

A blonde was walking down a side walk and she could hear this strange nose coming from behind the bush, that sounds like something being dragged. When she pokes her head through the bush she sees another blonde rowing across the meadow in a rowboat.
The blonde screams from the bush to the other blonde, "You're the kind of blonde that gives us all a bad name! If I could swim I'd kick your ***!!!"

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A blonde a Burnett and a redhead are walking up the 1,000 steps to heaven and God tells them a joke every 5 steps. "If you laugh you fall to hell." He says.
At step 529 the burnett laughs and falls to hell.
At step 725 the redhead laughs and falls to hell.
At step 999 the blonde laughs and God turns to her and asks, "Why did you laugh? I haven't told you a joke."
And the blonde replies, "I just got the first one."

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There was a blonde flying in a helicopter with her husband, suddenly the blonde remembered she had left her purse. So her husband reached up and turned off the ceiling fan.

(Not many people get the last one)

Answer 2

No offense to anyone blond but here it goes:

There was a blonde and a brunette that were going to rob a bank. "Alright you know what you have to do, right?" the brunette said. "Yeah," the blond said. "Are you sure?" she asked. "Yeah, no problem," the blond said.

So the blond went in the bank. After hearing sveral gunshots the brunette smiled. But after five minutes she was wondering why the blond was taking so long. So she go out of the car and went into the bank. When she saw the blond, she yelled, "You idiot! I said shoot the guard and blow the safe, not the other way around!"

That was one. Here's one more:

There's a fifty on the ground. There's a dumb blond, a smart blond, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny who want the money. Who gets to it first?

The dumb blond because there's no such thing as Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny or a smart blond.

Sorry for the offense, blonds. I like blonds...guy blonds.

Answer 3

I've got one:
A blonde and her friend were arguing after her friend had told a blonde joke. Finally fed up, the blonde had her I.Q. tested, and it was 234. When her friend heard about this, she went to have her I.Q. tested at the same place. She got done, and when she found out that she had an I.Q. of 23, she fainted. How's that for funny? I made it up myself.

Answer 4

Three blondes walk into a barber shop to get their hair done. One of the blondes has green highlights. The hair stylist asks the two blondes without highlights how they got their hair that way. They reply, "it's natural." Then she asks the one with green highlights where she got her hair color from, she rubs her nose, then her hair and says " (sniff) I don't know."

I have a brunette joke.
Q: Why do brunettes think that their hair is better than blonde people's hair?
A: Because it matches their mustache! :{)

Answer 5

these are my favorite ones...........

A bunch of blonde jokes...woo-hoo!


What do you call an eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First

Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours, they saw a sign that said "Disneyland left." So they turned around and went home.

What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but never see them.

What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios?
Oh,look, Daddy....doughnut seeds!

Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

How can you tell when a blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.

Why can't blondes dial 911?
They can't find the 11 on the phone.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth!

How can you tell if a blonde's been using your computer?
There is white-out all over the monitor.

Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.

A blonde and a brunnette were walking outside when the brunnette said,"Oh, look at the dead bird." The blonde looked skyward and said, "Where? Where?"

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.

How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Hear about the blonde who got an AM radio?
Took her a month to figure out she could play it at night.

What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey team?
They drowned during spring training.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Duh! Look! They spelled Macy's wrong!"

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Tuesday.

Why are blonde's boobs always square?
Because they forget to take the kleenex out of the box.

Answer 6

there's a blonde sitting in a row boat in the middle of a corn field.Another blonde comes driving by in her truck .She slams on her brakes ,gets out of her truck and she says"It's dumb blondes like you that give us blondes a bad name if I knew how to swim I'd come out there and kick your butt!!"
That is my favorite blonde joke of all time!!

Answer 7

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer?

Answer: White out on the monitor

Answer 8

Here's 2 jokes.
1)How do you confuse a blond? (Tell her to sit in the corner of a circle)
2)How do you kill a blond? ( Tell her to go sniff a "scratch-and-sniff" at the bottem of a pool.

Answer 9

this is a cheap one but how do u confuse a blonde, cut off her hair and tell her to comb her hair,

Answer 10

a blond a brunette and a red head was in an elevator, they spotted a stain on the floor, the brunette said that looks like jiz, the redhead smelt it and said, that smells like jiz, the blond licked it and said, oh thats from tim on the third floor!!! lol lol lol he he he ha ha ha ho ho ho SNORT!!!