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Hi. Doing anything this week? I'm flying to Paris and wanted a second opinion on a couple of three-star restaurants.

2006-07-10 13:31:08 · answer #1 · answered by Adam Zapple 2 · 0 0

Not that Chevron216 ever needed the use of a line. But I think these are funny in a silly way.

Baby if fine was a crime you would be doing hard time.

On a older woman: Baby from the back you look like your sixteen.

2006-07-10 21:42:33 · answer #2 · answered by Divine_Gesture 2 · 0 0

Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

2006-07-10 20:32:08 · answer #3 · answered by Cody 3 · 0 0

Well...I've heard this one once.......

Walk up them and say..." Excuse me, may I borrow some change for the payphone?, I promised my mom I would give her a call the first time I saw and angel"

or

Walk up to them and say...."Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

2006-07-10 20:36:24 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

I've alway wanted to look at something, and say "wow, this is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen" and when she looks at it I show her it's a mirror

2006-07-10 20:31:11 · answer #5 · answered by tvfootball95 2 · 0 0

I don't have one. Just ask someone out and tell the truth. Maybe it's old fashioned, but that's me.

2006-07-10 20:32:05 · answer #6 · answered by LW 4 · 0 0

I don't use a line. I just offer them a foot massage.

2006-07-10 20:31:21 · answer #7 · answered by Roger D 4 · 0 0

you must be tired, because you have been running through my mind all day.... but that is coming from my 11 year old son , sounds good to me though

2006-07-10 20:32:06 · answer #8 · answered by answerqueen 3 · 0 0

Guys asks Hi do you want to have some beer and sex? If she says no then say - Why, you don't like beer?

2006-07-10 20:32:16 · answer #9 · answered by Jeff R 2 · 0 0

Do u believe in love in first sight? Or should I walk by again?

jk. Hi my name is _____.

2006-07-10 20:33:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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