Man goes to doctor, complaining of his wife's hearing loss. Doc advised him to test it first. "Go home. Get 40 feet away from her. Say something in normal tone. If no response move to 30 feet. If no response move to 20 feet. Keep getting closer 'til she responds." Man goes home. Gets 40 feet away. Says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" No answer. Moves to 30 feet. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no answer. 20 feet. No answer. 10 feet. No answer. Finally, he's right next to her. "Honey, what's for dinner?" She says, "Fred, for the fifth time, it's chicken."
2006-07-10
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