Atheists...last nite as I was teasing you the Christians spanked me for it really badd!!!! I am now on the run from the Christian Spanky police....can any of you hide me out ? Will you come to my rescue or are you going to abandon me in my time of need ?
P.S. My bottom is on FIRE from my brothers and sisters spanking me for making you mad. WILL YOU HELP ME ?????
2006-07-10 12:46:51 · 21 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh.... Ok Annie. You can hide out at mine and I will make you up a nice soothing , calming lotion to put on your sore bottom. I'm not putting it on for you though, you can do that bit all by yourself.
Then when you are better we can work on a good counter attack that will have their bottoms red raw..... and I'm not giving THEM a lotion they can suffer.
2006-07-11 04:27:37 · answer #1 · answered by debisioux 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just wait till you meet up with the atheist spanky police, honey - they'll tan that cute bare bottom of yours but good.
2006-07-11 04:46:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, you know you like it... Yes you do! That's why you're such a walking piece of "naughty!" So bend over and take your medicine! That's it, you bad, bad girl, " WHO is your pastor?, Yea! (spank, spank) Who IS YOUR pastor? WHO's the PASTOR?!! Now let that be a lesson, little girl... or... do you need your bottom reddened a bit more? Okay, assume the position... but this time, grab your ankles!
2006-07-10 20:21:26 · answer #3 · answered by cherodman4u 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grab a pen and paper and write down. "Holy oreos!"
This acts as a get out of spanky police jail free card.
2006-07-11 02:41:54 · answer #4 · answered by cat_Rett_98 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um,I don't know what you're on,but you might want to cut back on it a little bit.Why do you want help?Christians are supposed to turn the other cheek.Just keep on turning it,dear.I'm sure the Christians will stop soon enough.They follow a God of mercy,you know.
2006-07-10 19:53:30 · answer #5 · answered by kimberli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to be disciplined, young man! Now bend over, take the Board of Education and say "Thank you, sir, may I have another."
2006-07-10 19:51:21 · answer #6 · answered by lee s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thx for the 2 pts
2006-07-10 19:52:22 · answer #7 · answered by rick j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She gently stops to whisper softly of unseen treasures to children who can not hear her. Her heart aches to talk with them of beauty no human could bear to hear. Gently she tickles, smiles, than moves upon her way... written just now, just for you. love and joy
2006-07-10 23:32:01 · answer #8 · answered by novalee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will harbor you my friend that sibling spanking scene sounds quite disturbing, almost incestuous
2006-07-10 19:55:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good you deserved to be attacked by christians
2006-07-11 23:08:10 · answer #10 · answered by marishka 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋