I'm god shopping and I need some help.
2006-07-10 11:09:06 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The Flying Spaghetti Monster offers us a beer volcano and a giant stripper factory in Heaven.
Seriously, what does the competition have that beats that?
2006-07-13 16:16:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
God can eat the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
2006-07-10 18:14:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The GOD Of Heaven & Earth Can Guarantee Salvation, Deliverence, Miracles, Answered Prayer Based on His Word, Restoration, Healing, Power over The Wicked One (Devil) Etc Etc. Etc. And Much Much More!.....That's What My GOD, LORD OF Heaven & Earth, CREATOR Of All Can Do That Your spaghetti monster CAN"T DO!......
2006-07-10 18:18:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As it turns out my god is A Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he can provide you with some very spicy meatballs.
2006-07-10 18:13:30 · answer #4 · answered by vertical732 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What exactly is this Flying Spaghetti Monster anyway? It sounds delicious.
2006-07-10 18:15:04 · answer #5 · answered by bachlava_9 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all you have to be thankfull what God has done for you. What other God would leave His heavenly dwelling place, in the form of His Son Christ to die a shamefull death on the cross, so that by believing on Him, you will be saved and inherit eternal life.?
2006-07-10 18:16:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!
Nothing since the FSM IS god!
After all, people believe it and it's written in a book so it MUST therefore be true.
And there isn't a single one of you heretical christians out there that can offer proof that the FSM doesn't exist right?
So, by your very own arguments, it means he does. QED.
2006-07-10 18:15:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you wait, you might get a discount. God is on sale on Sundays at 25% off. You might even get a two for one deal or try it out for a week and if you don't like God, return God for full refund
2006-07-10 18:14:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jack have you ever thought about getting out of the house and finding a girlfriend ?
There is no such thing as an Atheist
2006-07-10 18:16:54 · answer #9 · answered by Terry S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well Christian GOd is on US money
"in GOD we trust" so if you manage to get as much trusties as you can you continue shopping otherwise find a better one.
2006-07-10 18:15:22 · answer #10 · answered by PicassoInActions 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋