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i doubt it. although there are two of them, the holy spirit is just a weedy little ghost thing, and i don't think much of jesus either... how are they supposed to create such a rock? Also, God is really strong. We're talking mr motivator/the mighty he-man strong. jesus/ths are no comparison....

Could God Himself create a pair of boobs so big, that even He could not hold them?

2006-07-10 10:56:41 · answer #1 · answered by bOb 4 · 0 0

Only God creates. Jesus and the Holy spirit creates nothing. Thats so old!

2006-07-10 10:55:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL...purely a human being might want to devise one of those convoluted and sophisticated tale to attempt to rationalize why GOD IS. such an excellent style of people worried about their version of the tale being the right one, yet truly, all that ever takes position to me is that i'm grateful to have befell. i visit't probably ensure what you're declaring fullyyt, and that is nice. the guy upstairs owes me no clarification, and all this communicate about eternal rewards and glorification is in simple terms nice in case you imagine you want to get some reward out of residing a existence committed to searching actuality...yet i'm happy I ain't operating on that treadmill.

2016-10-14 08:00:52 · answer #3 · answered by atleh 4 · 0 0

The concept of an infinite god takes in the enormity of the universe. To this god, any rock would be a mere pebble.

2006-07-10 10:53:10 · answer #4 · answered by Buffy 5 · 0 0

But then God would just go Super Saiyan and throw the thing clear out of the Milky Way.

2006-07-10 10:53:08 · answer #5 · answered by Huey 4 · 0 0

This makes me think of that episode of the Simpsons where Homer asks Ned Flanders if God could microwave a burrito so hot that God himself couldn't eat it. Yeah, I love that episode.

2006-07-10 10:54:46 · answer #6 · answered by Candice H 4 · 0 0

But he cant repel chariots made of iron!

"And the Lord was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron." (Judges 1:19)

2006-07-10 10:54:42 · answer #7 · answered by azmurath 3 · 0 0

yes they could. And than Christians would say GOD became that rock

2006-07-10 10:53:24 · answer #8 · answered by PicassoInActions 3 · 0 0

-5 for you
+2 for me!

2006-07-10 10:51:43 · answer #9 · answered by LindaLou 7 · 0 0

That sounds like a question a kindergartner would ask. Hey go back to yahooligans.

2006-07-10 10:55:01 · answer #10 · answered by Wise Old Witch 5 · 0 0

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