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When someone says they have the Holy Spirit in them, is it rude for me to ask which orifice was used?

2006-07-10 10:44:52 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

28 answers

LMAO! Yes, it's rude, but also freakin' hilarious!!!!

2006-07-10 10:58:55 · answer #1 · answered by LindaLou 7 · 1 0

Yep, considering your intentions.

An interesting thing I got from an art class, um, more than a few years ago, was that in a few paintings of the middle ages, the Holy Spirit was a little caricature that was sneaking into the ears of Mary or whomever--it was drawn from the expression "Faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the Word of God."--so the ears were the orifice

2006-07-10 17:50:02 · answer #2 · answered by Rabbit 7 · 0 0

kids! when will they ever grow up. yes man, it's rude k. it is moking about spiritual things and that is rude whether ur a religious person or not. but that's even more rude if ur a religious person.
anyways even if they say they have the Holy Spirit in them, u can never b too sure about that so this answer might b used as a test if ur not that sure. :)) just don't use it too often :D

2006-07-10 17:57:57 · answer #3 · answered by James Blond 4 · 0 0

u r mocking god.
yes, it's rude.
i have the holy spirit in me. i'm a holy ghost, on fire for god christian.
you don't need a orifice to be filled with the holy spirit. it's not demonic, it's godly.
amen.

2006-07-10 17:46:40 · answer #4 · answered by lu 3 · 0 0

the room was frozen...............


he went on for a long time.......


and finally he gave his own interpretation:

suddenly, something came through the door (the doors of perception) a flutter rippled through my Being, something with exceptional magnetism

"Ruach" means 'wind' or 'spirit'

RUACH HA-KODESH, literally translated: Holy Spirit

All of the biblical prophets had ruach ha kodesh

Our senses of purpose and meaning in life depend to which our Ruach is taken care of

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"is it rude for me to ask which orifice was used, when someone says they have the Holy Spirit in them?"

my answer: the doors of perception

is it rude? depending on your degree of ignorance: more or less





thank you

2006-07-11 11:11:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny but rude. As the person making the statement would obviously be serious and w/ one very witty question, you are letting them know how asinine you think that statement is.

2006-07-10 17:51:30 · answer #6 · answered by Just a Girl 3 · 0 0

Ask them to hold that thought while you dig up your fire insurance policy and check your coverage. Then sneak out the back door. Now THAT'S rude.

2006-07-10 18:00:07 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

Yes that's not only rude, but juvenile, and very offensive. Once you grow up maybe your need to shock won't be such a hobby for you..

2006-07-10 17:49:46 · answer #8 · answered by belle 3 · 0 0

nope. actually the bible has a tex that refers
to this exact question, it is actually a blessing to ask
someone if they've been sodimised by the holy spirit!

2006-07-10 17:50:21 · answer #9 · answered by Duality4:20 2 · 0 0

Rude? Yes.

Funny? Hell yes!

2006-07-10 17:51:44 · answer #10 · answered by Pebbles 5 · 0 0

No, I think that's genuinely polite and shows concern.

Look at the guy two above me...he's got a spirit in him...and it's ON FIRE!

FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE...heh heh heh heh m heh...hey Butt-Head, Yahoo Answers is pretty cool sometimes!

2006-07-10 17:46:48 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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